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dalldorfw

Joined Dec 2007
Contrary to what you might think, I actually like people. Here are some examples of the types of people that, at the very least, I can stand to be around.

Pregnant Teens: The idea of children having children is one that I find humorously ironic. Plus, you can rub their bellies for good luck!

Eunuchs: Their high pitched voices make me laugh.

Women: Their high pitched voices make me laugh.

Guys Named Todd: They make me feel better about myself.

Victims Of Throat cancer: They're quiet.

Good music list:

Heart
Steppinwolf
Rush
Meatloaf
The Cramps
Pink Flyod
Black Sabbath
Iggy Pop And The Stooges
The Doors
The Velvent Underground
Arthur Brown
Josie Cotton
Madness
Fats Domino
Blondie
Blue Osyter Cult
Goblin
Ennio Morricone
Oingo Boingo
Jimi Hendrix
The Germs
Frank Zappa
Captian Beefheart
GWAR
Devo
Talking Heads
The Sex Pistols
Alice Cooper
The Ramones
The Misfits
Screaming Lord Sutch & The Savages
Screaming Jay Hawkins
Siouxsie & The Banshees
The Dead Kennedys
The Fleshtones
Southern Culture On The Skits

Great artists I admire (Note: Some of these people should be admired as artist, but probably shouldn't be emulated in other ways. Come to think of it, that rule applies to most artists, doesn't it? Artists are pretty fu-ed up people)

Me (Of course)
Richard Roundtree
Sandy Ho (Personal friend)
Heather (Personal friend)
Paul Newman
Josie Cotton
Jerry Lewis
Maria Bamford
Debbie Rochon
Lewis Black
Angela Bettis
Ernest Tidyman
Seijun Suzuki
Brian Garfield
Llyod Kaufman
Andy Kaufman
Alice Cooper
Angela Mao
Nervous Norvous
Jimi Hendrix
Lucky Mckee
Chan-Woo Park
Redd Foxx
Richard Pryor
Fritz Lang
Debra Harry
P.J. Soles
David/Amy Sedaris
David & John Carradine
Woody Allen
John Carpender
H.G. Lewis
Wes Craven
Bob Newhart
Emo Phillips
Marko Zaror
R. Crumb
Dave Barry
Samuel Fuller
Cynthia Rothrock
Takashi Miike
Takeshi Kitano
Frank Zappa
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jackie Chan
David Cronenberg
Bruce Lee
John Candy
John Valby
Danny & Richard Elfman
Matthew Bright
Mel Brooks
Budd Boetticher
Russ Meyer
Douglas Fairbanks
John Waters
Bud Spencer
Spalding Grey
Vincent Price
Charlie Chaplin
Lieh Lo
Bela Lugosi
Terence Hill
Boris Karloff
Dr. Domento
Mae West
W.C. Feilds
Franco Nero
Roodny Dangerfield
Szu Shih
Alice Cooper
Terry Harknett (George G. Gilman)
Luis C.K.
Angus Scrimm
Abbott & Costello
Enzo G. Castellari
Rev. Jen Miller
Brigitte Lin
Cheech & Chong
Bill Murray
Yu Wang
Christopher Lee
George A. Romaro
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Bill Cosby (Aside from...you know)
Judy Tenuta
Sonny Chiba
Jim Kelly
Dan O'Bannon
Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
Mickey Spillane
Biao Yuen
Jon Stewart
John Belushi
Steven Cobert
Moon Lee
Sho Kosugi
Meiko Kaji
Steve Martin
Dean Martin
Billy Wilder
Steven Colbert
Stephen Lynch
Jerry Singfield
Bob Hope
Ralph Bakshi
The Zucker Bros.
Lee Van Cleef
Jon Lovitz
John (Joe Bob Briggs) Bloom
Weird Al Yankovic
Jean Rollin
Jeff Foxworthy
Bill Engvill
Neil Simon
Donnie Yen
Luis Bu�uel
Don Wong
Dan Aykroyd
Sarah Silverman
Frederico Fellini

There are also people/things I don't care for.

Normal People: They exist for the soul purpose of completely dominating anyone foolish enough to show any sigh of (gasp!) individuality. Why must they reproduce?


Morality: Only ever works in the favor of those with power

Feminism/male chauvinism: Same sh!t different a$$holes

New-age spiritual crap: More mind-control *beep*

The fact that *beep* IMDB keeps censoring my *beep* profanity: It annoys the *beep* ing *beep* out of me!

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD?!?!
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Sing je wai wong
5.58
Sing je wai wong
5.46
Tasty
6.35
The Ribald Tales of Canterbury
Memoirs of a Geisha
7.35
Memoirs of a Geisha
Don't Fool Me
5.68
Don't Fool Me
Let It Ride
6.88
Let It Ride
The Children's Hour
7.87
The Children's Hour
The Isle of Fantasy
6.15
The Isle of Fantasy
Beyond the Cop Line
4.55
Beyond the Cop Line
6.55
Randy
Tiao yu fan
5
Tiao yu fan
Gigolo and Whore
5.45
Gigolo and Whore
6.43
The Masseuse
Tin Men
6.68
Tin Men
Xi lao shi jiang ye!
5.64
Xi lao shi jiang ye!
6.23
Neon Nights
Shuang mian nu sha xing
5.25
Shuang mian nu sha xing
The Godthumb
6.69
The Godthumb
Frankenthumb
6.59
Frankenthumb
Profile in Anger
6.18
Profile in Anger
Still Waiting...
4.96
Still Waiting...
The Roses
7.08
The Roses
5.83
If My Mother... Only Knew
Raise the Red Lantern
8.19
Raise the Red Lantern
Atypical
8.21
Atypical

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    Marnie

    Marnie

    7.1
    3
  • Feb 18, 2014
  • Attention critics...

    ...you were right the first time!

    The title character (Tippi Hedren), a mysterious but frigid woman, makes a living my applying for secretary jobs at various companies, then robbing her employers blind and skipping town. When her current boss catches her in the act he blackmails her into marrying him, where he finds himself intrigued by her dark and bewildering past. Though Hitchcock's direction is as polished and imaginative as ever, the technique frills fail to hide the horrendous script and eye-rolling plot holes.Critically panned at the time of it's release, it has since gone on to be praised as a classic. Again, the critics were right the first time.
    On Deadly Ground

    On Deadly Ground

    4.6
    5
  • Feb 18, 2014
  • Cheesy fun.

    Seagal's misguided attempt at blending a heavy-handed environmental message and Native-American spiritualism with action movie conventions is actually quite a bit of fun if you're in the right mood. This time Steven is an environmental agent (and aikido expert, naturally) who battles an evil oil corporation for the preservation of Alaska. Of course, he blows up half of it in the process, but it's the thought that counts, right? Due to poor box-office, this is the first and, so far, only picture that Steven Seagal has ever directed, but the movie is more enjoyable (albeit, in a cheesy way) than it's reputation would suggest. Also, the action scenes are actually well shot and choreographed which is more than you can say for most current Seagal movies.
    Chop

    Chop

    5.5
    3
  • May 2, 2013
  • It has it's moments, but they are few and far between.

    A man gets a ride from a truck driver when is car beaks down in the middle of a canyon. The truck driver seems friendly at first, but before long, he's tied the man to a chair, hacking off his limbs one by one, that is, after destroying everything else in his life first. Apparently, he had wronged the truck driver years before and the driver won't stop until he can recall what he did. Mostly unstressful black-comedy/horror hybrid, as the plite of the unsympathetic protagonist fails to generate any tension and 'trying-too-hard-to-seem-clever' script boasts only a few laughs. That being said, it's still better than 'Hard Candy.'
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