usa-mike
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I feel sad because the movie is very disappointing, specially for a Besson movie. We used to be surprised but this one is bad.
First, the music : very common, no theme, it sounds like a IA made or worst, a basic music for a "epic library" in a free music website.
Secondly the CGI : they are really bad, we clearly saw the false crowds and landscape generated. I don't know what is the studio or the render farm, but the FX are really bad integrated with the human actor. You can see the blurred filter in the graphic to hide the bad CGI rendered scenes... it is like amator fan-fiction.. The story : too slow for me, too "romance". It like i saw "martine fall in love with dracula " or "Sisi and the dracula prince"... Maybe it can please a female audience, but for me, who love every episodes of True Blood, i can say this Dracula story is far far far from entertainment a advanced watcher like me. I love only one scene, a 20s one only and not the most important of the movie.
First, the music : very common, no theme, it sounds like a IA made or worst, a basic music for a "epic library" in a free music website.
Secondly the CGI : they are really bad, we clearly saw the false crowds and landscape generated. I don't know what is the studio or the render farm, but the FX are really bad integrated with the human actor. You can see the blurred filter in the graphic to hide the bad CGI rendered scenes... it is like amator fan-fiction.. The story : too slow for me, too "romance". It like i saw "martine fall in love with dracula " or "Sisi and the dracula prince"... Maybe it can please a female audience, but for me, who love every episodes of True Blood, i can say this Dracula story is far far far from entertainment a advanced watcher like me. I love only one scene, a 20s one only and not the most important of the movie.
Well, i was very pleased by this movie and a little bit twisted. I can't define whenever it is an adult movie or a real comedy movie... There is a plenty of hot and sexy scenes and even almost full nudity but it is not an erotic movie, neither a porno one ! Just a melty comedy-sexy and sexy-comedy one !
The story is telling us about two main story, and maybe a third one... A school story between teacher and student about copy-talent relation... And a cook-student, and a cook-master following them while they are re-inventing themselves and their cook talent !
By reading between scenario lines, you will guess this is a movie about relationship between low-people and power-people where both side can take advantage of being in a several side. Something is strange in the movie : there is no full parental scheme (a mother + a father + a child) displayed. It is not a spoil but it is strange that the director missed that part.
The story is telling us about two main story, and maybe a third one... A school story between teacher and student about copy-talent relation... And a cook-student, and a cook-master following them while they are re-inventing themselves and their cook talent !
By reading between scenario lines, you will guess this is a movie about relationship between low-people and power-people where both side can take advantage of being in a several side. Something is strange in the movie : there is no full parental scheme (a mother + a father + a child) displayed. It is not a spoil but it is strange that the director missed that part.
This movie takes place in the same range like Shaolin Soccer. Deadball is to Baseball, what Shaolin Soccer is to soccer (or Captain Tsubasa why not!). There are plenty situation which contain a lot a blood and humor too ! Even some of them have a few "kind-of-erotic-hentai" scenes... I didn't put a maximal note because the music, specially the score (instrumental music) is really bad, it sounds like a old 70's TV show. At least, in Shaolin soccer, the score was wonderful like a John williams' music. I would add to this movie, that if you liked Battle Royale, then you will loves this movie too ! The Nazi-thing added in the story is a sort of great humor than only European people can get, but i hope other person will understand the comic situations, even the whole body-check ! !