pattamus-1
Joined Jan 2008
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Cast and crew voting their own movie, AND made the storyline a freaking sob story, go whine to someone who cares "jayson" with all capitals.
You aren't McG, just for an example of another dumb name.
Just all around bad, don't even pirate this shite.
I have to write more, so I will write, the cover looks bad, but for 30K damn dun, get a dude with some shoop skills some artistic taste or something. Give me a few hundred and i'd bust out something better.
Make a better movie too, and not do the lame cast n crew praise then whine about "problems". It's like an athlete saying " I was hurt, so that wasn't a great performance, but wait will next season".
You aren't McG, just for an example of another dumb name.
Just all around bad, don't even pirate this shite.
I have to write more, so I will write, the cover looks bad, but for 30K damn dun, get a dude with some shoop skills some artistic taste or something. Give me a few hundred and i'd bust out something better.
Make a better movie too, and not do the lame cast n crew praise then whine about "problems". It's like an athlete saying " I was hurt, so that wasn't a great performance, but wait will next season".
Since no one reviewed this, I decided I would since I made the first thread and a few people are at least talking about this, so might as well review it.
First off, this is a genre movie that targets a certain demographic (See above if you don't know what i'm getting at. It's a rare "gay" horror comedy. When I first watched this, I didn't know that.
Knowing what it is about, and not taking it too seriously, this could be OK for people into this kind of thing.
The movie was on a shoestring budget, with only about 2 locations, and a few actors. One of them is the guy who played "Evil Ed" in Fright Night, which i'm sure will attract some to this.
Basically, there's a gay couple and an in the closet "straight guy" in a truck with coffins in the back. Of course we all know what comes out of the coffins. They did do some creative things with the vamps, at least I will give them that.
Most of the jokes fall flat and it's totally schlocky, but that is what it is aiming for I guess. It wasn't for me, and if you don't like things of this type, i'd suggest you miss it.
The director or anyone representing this is missing, but I have a feeling one of them posted on the boards.. This probably won't even be picked up for distribution.
I gave this a 4/10 because I did watch it all the way through, because of what they did with the vamps, and a few of the jokes were OK, but most fell flat.
At first when I didn't know what this was supposed to be, I rated it lower. But if you want a silly movie to watch with some throwback references and homages, this might pass some time for you one night.
First off, this is a genre movie that targets a certain demographic (See above if you don't know what i'm getting at. It's a rare "gay" horror comedy. When I first watched this, I didn't know that.
Knowing what it is about, and not taking it too seriously, this could be OK for people into this kind of thing.
The movie was on a shoestring budget, with only about 2 locations, and a few actors. One of them is the guy who played "Evil Ed" in Fright Night, which i'm sure will attract some to this.
Basically, there's a gay couple and an in the closet "straight guy" in a truck with coffins in the back. Of course we all know what comes out of the coffins. They did do some creative things with the vamps, at least I will give them that.
Most of the jokes fall flat and it's totally schlocky, but that is what it is aiming for I guess. It wasn't for me, and if you don't like things of this type, i'd suggest you miss it.
The director or anyone representing this is missing, but I have a feeling one of them posted on the boards.. This probably won't even be picked up for distribution.
I gave this a 4/10 because I did watch it all the way through, because of what they did with the vamps, and a few of the jokes were OK, but most fell flat.
At first when I didn't know what this was supposed to be, I rated it lower. But if you want a silly movie to watch with some throwback references and homages, this might pass some time for you one night.