symphonyofnames

They had an interesting idea, but it just didn't play out. There wasn't enough time given to really build up a mystery that I cared about enough to want to see the solving of. Also, the rewinding things got annoying. I did not appreciate watching the president get shot four of five times over. The same footage too, in some parts. It just didn't do it for me. They spent too much time just trying to cram in what happened, not necessarily how it all come together, or even why really. They showed the terrorists actually carrying out the plan, but how did they get it all to work? You barely have enough time to get attached to any of the characters either. The only one who I felt the audience had any attachment to at all was the black guy who helped the little girl. Don't ask me what any of their names are either. Overall, I would not recommend seeing it.

I'll be honest, I did not see the entire movie; I walked out after twenty minutes. At that point, I was about ready to try to choke myself to death on popcorn. It was awful. Every second that I saw was positively awful. There were absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever. I don't know how the writer and directors managed to produce this; you'd think that halfway through they'd realize they had garbage and try to do the world a favor by scrapping it. I don't know who read the script and said: "wow, this could be really good. Having the faun from Narnia do a spoof on MTV's cribs? That's a terrific idea!" If you haven't seen this, you are lucky. Don't. Try hard not to. I can't stress to you how awful this is. To think that someone allowed the same crew to create another abomination is borderline unthinkable. This is quite possibly the worst piece of film I have ever seen.