Hamlet61982
Joined Jan 2008
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... with some lord of the rings and mission impossible thrown in for good measure. This movie could have interesting but they showed the monster. The first half of the movie was ok but they showed the monster. You know how rule 1 in monster movies is don't show the monster? The gorge is the monster and the little day trip to show what's down there completely kills the suspense.
Because there's so much going on and so many movies in this movie, there's constant exposition dump to help one make sense of this mess.
This is the first movie I honestly feel was written as an AI prompt. I gave this 4 stars, but 2 of them come from the fact it's not more Superhero shlt we had to stomach for over 20 years. This is skipable but some may find worth the watch.
Even the soundtrack sounds composed by an AI. "Deep seek: give me suspenseful music from the 90s please"...
Because there's so much going on and so many movies in this movie, there's constant exposition dump to help one make sense of this mess.
This is the first movie I honestly feel was written as an AI prompt. I gave this 4 stars, but 2 of them come from the fact it's not more Superhero shlt we had to stomach for over 20 years. This is skipable but some may find worth the watch.
Even the soundtrack sounds composed by an AI. "Deep seek: give me suspenseful music from the 90s please"...
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This comedy gold starts off with Russell's Italian accent and it just gets better from there.
I thought there were only two Holiest of holies places: the count room from the skim in casino, and if you have a pretty gf, well, you know the other.
This is all to say, watch this if you want, but if you do, you'll know you too are possessed by the demon of poor choice and taste.
Also, is Django the pope???
Before you start watching, watch the last 15 mins first. If you still wanna watch, it'll be bc you'll enjoy the schlock. Good luck!
This comedy gold starts off with Russell's Italian accent and it just gets better from there.
I thought there were only two Holiest of holies places: the count room from the skim in casino, and if you have a pretty gf, well, you know the other.
This is all to say, watch this if you want, but if you do, you'll know you too are possessed by the demon of poor choice and taste.
Also, is Django the pope???
Before you start watching, watch the last 15 mins first. If you still wanna watch, it'll be bc you'll enjoy the schlock. Good luck!
Watched this bc it was suggested by NFLX as a "cerebral" movie that would make me think...I then read reviews here which echoed the same, A thought provoking cerebral movie... Jesus Christ...I forget how ruined this generation is, growing up on 20 years of marvel trash, of course something this lame would be "cerebral." It isn't... don't waste your time. The only thoughts this will provoke is WTH am I watching this low rent garbage?
The answer is, you started watching bc you were curious, you kept watching bc those 2 blondes are INCREDIBLY smoking hot and if you finished, it's bc you wanted to see if The Furbz made it or not... I wouldn't suggest this.
The answer is, you started watching bc you were curious, you kept watching bc those 2 blondes are INCREDIBLY smoking hot and if you finished, it's bc you wanted to see if The Furbz made it or not... I wouldn't suggest this.