voodoomoocow

Anyone who says this is a realistic portrayal of a relationship needs therapy and I don't mean that in a snarky way. If neither of you need therapy then even your worst relationship would never be this insufferable.

The girl needs anger management and the guy seriously needs to work on his communication skills.

Every single character was unlikable. I work in Austin so the only thing I could relate to was the scenery and hipsters but even then they were too spunky and friendly for Austin hipsters so my brief glimpse of immersion was ruined as soon as they opened their mouths.

And don't even get me started on the ending, but I'm trying to keep this spoiler-free to give fair warning to any rational person thinking about trying this movie.

Don't do this to yourself unless you need background fodder or you are under 25 with a heightened pain threshold.