Top_Salmon
Joined Jan 2008
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Top_Salmon's rating
Unless you are mentally ill or the most die hard segal fan you will tire of this horrendous excuse for a film in under 5 minutes.
The Plot - Even for a Seagal film, the plot is just stupid. I mean its not just bad, its barely coherent.
The Acting - Unbelievably wooden. Literally seen better acting in porno's. Ironically this film tries to cash in on this audience which a 'lesbian love scene' which is utterly cringe-worthy.
Special Effects - wouldn't look out of place in a 60's sword and sorcery flick.
Unless you suffer from insomnia and have exhausted all other cures, don't make the same mistake as i did and buy this DVD, as you will be asking for that hour and a half of your life back.
The Plot - Even for a Seagal film, the plot is just stupid. I mean its not just bad, its barely coherent.
The Acting - Unbelievably wooden. Literally seen better acting in porno's. Ironically this film tries to cash in on this audience which a 'lesbian love scene' which is utterly cringe-worthy.
Special Effects - wouldn't look out of place in a 60's sword and sorcery flick.
Unless you suffer from insomnia and have exhausted all other cures, don't make the same mistake as i did and buy this DVD, as you will be asking for that hour and a half of your life back.