randallschase

This was a better than average Rom-Com. With some really funny memorable characters. If you like sweet Christmas love stories, with amazing scenery, and some good laughs this movie is worth the watch. Some great one liners by Roberto like "I stumble all the time I just make it part of the dance." "Some people are a glass half empty and some are a glass half full, all that matters is the glass is refillable."

WHY, just why? They are set 400 years in the future, but look, dress, sound, and act worse than a teen show on The WB from the '90s. Somehow, all the men are dressed for a roller derby or pirate cosplay. While the women are dressed like extras from Charmed/Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with a hint of Borg in leather. The plot is just typical: "Let's spread out," and Jason picks them off one by one. And "Don't take your eyes off him" (immediately takes his eyes off him), you can guess what happens next only IIIIIIINNNNNNN SSSSSPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!

Not even in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way.

I always feel like Neil Breen's movies start in the middle of a thought, but also never have a fully planned thought process at the same time. This one especially. I'm less than 15 minutes into the movie and somehow I'm already lost but also feel like I know exactly what should happen. The fact that everything is narrated in voice-over, even the parts that are supposed to be the people on the screen, is just hilarious. The monolouging.. OH THE monologuing!!! Any "love" scene is the scariest part. He can't mic a room but overly mics every kiss.

And the use of the beard and mustache as the "EVIL" Twin is just icing on the cake.