DrRicketts

Completely lame generic monster movie, with Adam Sandlers' voice over of Dracula Switching between Armenian, Pakistani, Greek(?), but NEVER a convincing Transylvanian vampire. For that matter, Sandler has sucked in just about every movie he's been in since the mid 90's, and stopped being funny about the time that Tom Green did. I can't believe he dated Drew Barrymore. Tom Green, not Adam Sandler. I hate Adam Sandler. As far as I'm concerned, Hollywood needs to put him in pig tails and lock him in a room with R. Kelly for a couple of days. Anyway, back to the movie. Totally not believable, like during the Scuba scene, there were lots of inaccuracies. For instance, they would NEVER let you walk on the deck in full Scuba gear like that. Someone would have gotten hurt. No-one ever did a tank compression check, and they didn't even use the buddy-system when diving. I mean, not to nit-pick, but you know, diving is serious, and kids shouldn't get the wrong idea. And then Bigfoot steps off the boat. At about 220 feet tall. Seriously? Bigfoot is 10, 12 ft tall, tops. God I hate Adam Sandler.

Jesus Christ, what an incoherent disaster. Boom! Slash! Explosion! cut to Mark Walburg crawling thru an alien ship.. "It want's us to go this way". Cut to FIREFIGHT! Explosion! WTF?? It took me three days to watch this in chunks, I simply didn't have the stamina. ADHD ALL THE WAY. Nothing about this made any sense, I think they took a 5 hour movie and cut it down to 2 hrs, just, randomly. This is a megahit? My God, what has the world come to...