northfieldhunchback
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I love this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!
From the opening scenes in which each of the team are introduced individually onwards I was amused and entertained by The A-Team.The main cast-and the chemistry between them- was 100% accurate.
All of the cast shone but special credit must go to Sharlto Copley who steals another movie as HM Murdoch. He is hilarious in every scene and gets most of the film's best lines.
Special mention also to uber-hottie Jessica Biel. If God had a girlfriend she'd look like Jessica.
Unlike tired old stuff like The Expendables or Salt The A-Team is really inventive and original effortlessly combining action and humour.
I'll be pre-ordering the DVD and praying for a sequel.
From the opening scenes in which each of the team are introduced individually onwards I was amused and entertained by The A-Team.The main cast-and the chemistry between them- was 100% accurate.
All of the cast shone but special credit must go to Sharlto Copley who steals another movie as HM Murdoch. He is hilarious in every scene and gets most of the film's best lines.
Special mention also to uber-hottie Jessica Biel. If God had a girlfriend she'd look like Jessica.
Unlike tired old stuff like The Expendables or Salt The A-Team is really inventive and original effortlessly combining action and humour.
I'll be pre-ordering the DVD and praying for a sequel.
Remember in the Bruce Willis movie Cop-out when Bruce and his partner discuss a fictional movie to avoid talking or listening to Kevin Pollak?
Can you remember the title of the fictional movie? well that's what i wanted to call my review but somehow i did not think the IMDb would let me.
The Expendables is a slow (until the end), dull, badly acted bore that doesn't make sense. I know we don't expect much in this type of film but there has to be something to keep us interested.
I had expected there to be a lot more action than there was but what there was didn't impress me. Not because of the way it was staged which was good but because of the editing which meant I couldn't really see what was happening.
Can you remember the title of the fictional movie? well that's what i wanted to call my review but somehow i did not think the IMDb would let me.
The Expendables is a slow (until the end), dull, badly acted bore that doesn't make sense. I know we don't expect much in this type of film but there has to be something to keep us interested.
I had expected there to be a lot more action than there was but what there was didn't impress me. Not because of the way it was staged which was good but because of the editing which meant I couldn't really see what was happening.
It is impossible to describe how awful this movie is. I searched this out after reading the bad reviews thinking that anything that bad must be worth laughing it. It isn't. Watching this cheap, stupid, bigoted, incompetently made and badly acted film isn't even worth an amused derisive chuckle.
I know there are some people who love "boobs and blood" films but the blood is about as convincing as little children have as part of their fancy dress on halloween and the boobs are attached to overweight, pasty-white slappers who couldn't turn a television on.If this description still applies to you then try google images.
With the exception of Harmony Starr all the women in this movie are either obese, painfully thin, flat-chested, ugly as sin, talentless, buck-toothed or Scottish. In most cases more than one.
There might be people who find the same four letter word used a million times hilarious but I'm not one of them. Whoever wrote the so-called script should have his fingers broken to stop him writing anything else.
I didn't listen to warnings about how bad this was. Don't make my mistake. Zombie Women of Satan is not worth renting, buying or downloading for free.Avoid.
I know there are some people who love "boobs and blood" films but the blood is about as convincing as little children have as part of their fancy dress on halloween and the boobs are attached to overweight, pasty-white slappers who couldn't turn a television on.If this description still applies to you then try google images.
With the exception of Harmony Starr all the women in this movie are either obese, painfully thin, flat-chested, ugly as sin, talentless, buck-toothed or Scottish. In most cases more than one.
There might be people who find the same four letter word used a million times hilarious but I'm not one of them. Whoever wrote the so-called script should have his fingers broken to stop him writing anything else.
I didn't listen to warnings about how bad this was. Don't make my mistake. Zombie Women of Satan is not worth renting, buying or downloading for free.Avoid.