missismiggins
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Who thinks up this rubbish? Really, you would think that by the time they had to shell out some cash for the film/videotape they might have had second thoughts. It just wasn't worth the effort, it is shallow, the acting is atrocious, the plot is ridiculous and it should never have got off the drawing board.
Surely if there is funding around to make trash like this it could be better spent on a good cause rather than trying to hash up this rubbish.
There is an over abundance of UGLY bad acting Chinese, and an over abundance of bad acting westerners, in fact it is terrible - "I Will Beat You Until Your Mother Rejects You" Such an amazing script!
There is not one redeeming feature about this movie apart from the end credits - Thank God it is over 1 hour and 22 minutes of sheer garbage.
Surely if there is funding around to make trash like this it could be better spent on a good cause rather than trying to hash up this rubbish.
There is an over abundance of UGLY bad acting Chinese, and an over abundance of bad acting westerners, in fact it is terrible - "I Will Beat You Until Your Mother Rejects You" Such an amazing script!
There is not one redeeming feature about this movie apart from the end credits - Thank God it is over 1 hour and 22 minutes of sheer garbage.
Not your typical vampire movie by any means, it had an interesting plot, but at times the story seemed to get a bit mixed up fleeting back and forth in time.
That aside, the movie seemed to flip between brilliant and complete drivel, there was no sort of happy medium, one point the dialogue and acting was great the next, the script became childish and the acting suddenly changed and became amateurish.
Not really the type of movie I would normally watch, in fact I would normally just switch off, but this has something a bit special, it is worth sitting through as some parts are simply amazing.
The biggest down point of the entire movie and what almost ruined it for me was the lead actor, the one with the long hair that looked like it needed a good shampoo.
The bloke was absolutely terrible, not sure what is wrong with his voice, maybe his dick is stuck in his zipper, but he was absolutely irritating. You can barely understand a word of what he babbles throughout the entire movie, he looks like a wet weekend and acts even worse. Should have cast someone with a bit of skill and a bit of character.
He almost ruins the entire thing.
That aside, the movie seemed to flip between brilliant and complete drivel, there was no sort of happy medium, one point the dialogue and acting was great the next, the script became childish and the acting suddenly changed and became amateurish.
Not really the type of movie I would normally watch, in fact I would normally just switch off, but this has something a bit special, it is worth sitting through as some parts are simply amazing.
The biggest down point of the entire movie and what almost ruined it for me was the lead actor, the one with the long hair that looked like it needed a good shampoo.
The bloke was absolutely terrible, not sure what is wrong with his voice, maybe his dick is stuck in his zipper, but he was absolutely irritating. You can barely understand a word of what he babbles throughout the entire movie, he looks like a wet weekend and acts even worse. Should have cast someone with a bit of skill and a bit of character.
He almost ruins the entire thing.
Yet another Jew movie written by Jews to ridicule anyone with any Christian beliefs.
I personally hold no specific beliefs, but I find this kind of trash offensive. If someone had made a movie ridiculing the Muslims or the Jews and their religion for that matter, there would be outpourings of "Anti Semitic" from the Jews, a Fatwah would have been issued by the Muslims, but when the Jews ridicule anyone, it is just the usual "oy Vey!" Bundle together a huge list of Semitic has been "A" list race defilers, throw in a load of Jewish filth directed at Goys, call it comedy and voila...another typical stereotype trash movie.
Give it a miss, if it was a book it would not be fit for toilet paper!
I personally hold no specific beliefs, but I find this kind of trash offensive. If someone had made a movie ridiculing the Muslims or the Jews and their religion for that matter, there would be outpourings of "Anti Semitic" from the Jews, a Fatwah would have been issued by the Muslims, but when the Jews ridicule anyone, it is just the usual "oy Vey!" Bundle together a huge list of Semitic has been "A" list race defilers, throw in a load of Jewish filth directed at Goys, call it comedy and voila...another typical stereotype trash movie.
Give it a miss, if it was a book it would not be fit for toilet paper!