michel-linschoten
Joined Dec 2009
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michel-linschoten's rating
This will properly set allot of anger, and hate towards the great movie gurus of our time that totally overate this movie.
So i will NOT waste to much time on making this review as i experienced it. I do give you the secret in making a 8.5 scoring movie here on IMDb.
*Get a cheap camera, and zoom in as much as you can and wiggle it allot.
*Get a HOT girl to be the lead role, and another one to make a laughable sex scene with.
*Buy a extra battery-pack for your cam just in case, you want the extended version in one go.
*100% guaranteed success that the IMDb gurus here will vote thumbs up for your movie! It was boring utterly boring, and not even because of the fact that its predictable. But it suppose to suspend me in my chair, and give me a feeling of being there with the lead role. I yawned properly 100 times and the dances are really good so all and all maybe what? 20min is really worth watching for me that is.
That is really all i can say, i do know that i wont look at votes here anymore. My golden tip is go the movies that are low rated there often better then the crap the vote top notch here.
So i will NOT waste to much time on making this review as i experienced it. I do give you the secret in making a 8.5 scoring movie here on IMDb.
*Get a cheap camera, and zoom in as much as you can and wiggle it allot.
*Get a HOT girl to be the lead role, and another one to make a laughable sex scene with.
*Buy a extra battery-pack for your cam just in case, you want the extended version in one go.
*100% guaranteed success that the IMDb gurus here will vote thumbs up for your movie! It was boring utterly boring, and not even because of the fact that its predictable. But it suppose to suspend me in my chair, and give me a feeling of being there with the lead role. I yawned properly 100 times and the dances are really good so all and all maybe what? 20min is really worth watching for me that is.
That is really all i can say, i do know that i wont look at votes here anymore. My golden tip is go the movies that are low rated there often better then the crap the vote top notch here.
