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After The Room became popular in 2009-2010, Tommy Wiseau got lots of publicity and everyone praised him for his genius. However, I had always suspected that he really wanted 'The Room' to be a drama, but then changed it to black comedy because of the reception(Smart move, Tommy). This movie proves that he has no idea what he is doing. This is him trying to redo the amazing one-off he achieved with 'The Room'. The House That Drips Blood On Alex ends up becoming a forced piece of unfunny black comedy. You can almost feel the bad humor being forced on the movie. 3/10 because it is slightly entertaining, but only because of the extreme bizarre choices Tommy Wiseau has made with this. It makes no sense, and the twist at the end is actually pretty hilarious because it comes out of nowhere. That's why it gets a 3/10. Tommy Wiseau has shown how much of a talentless hack he is.

9/10

A series about a football team with loads of sex and drugs.. So, college. This is a great series for what it is, but not much more. It has a lot of good jokes and a lot of good characters. The 'bully' and captain of the team is hilariously insane, and the story is compelling to any teenager. If you've come for intelligent television, you're looking the wrong way, because this is pretty dumb television, but I enjoy watching it.

Watch it if you like movies like "American Pie", "Dude, where's my car?" and similar teenage movies.

Also, am I the only one who thinks the main character is sort of like a younger Johnny Depp?

Don't watch it. This is a huge waste of time, and you shouldn't force yourself to watch it. Every single character is a stereotype cutout, and there are no likable characters. You know how movies usually have protagonists you can understand and have motives you can agree with within the plot of the movie? This one instead has a bunch of characters you can only hate. There's the homosexual cheerleader. Who turns out not to be homosexual for no other reason than to.. oh wait... There was no reason. There's the 2 female protagonists who hate each other. This is shown in their incredibly clever smack talk which you just cant help but enjoy. All that snapping and stereotypical insults really make you loath yourself for ever sitting down to watch this movie. I could go on, but I don't want to. I really don't want to continue and elaborate on this horrible movie.

I'll just leave you with this: Do you really want to watch a movie about a bunch of obnoxious teens you can only hate? A movie that only exists because the producers wanted to force some more money out of the 'bring it on' "franchise".. if you can even call it that. Calling it a franchise would be an insult to actual franchises.

You might come and tell me that you only want to watch a comedy to waste some time without having to think. Do you really want to spend 1 and half an hour of your life on this piece of ****? Go watch something good. By watching this you become a stereotype of the average American teen who's just too stupid to realize that movies are more than comedies.

All in all - Just don't watch it. Spend your time doing something else. Watch a good movie.

Oh right. Why did I give it 2/10 instead of 0/10? Because of the hot women. Only redeemable thing about this movie would've been a nude scene, a shower scene or something. That would've bumped it up to a 4/10.