s-tessler
Joined Aug 2010
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A relentless collection of bloody murky sequences which have no rhyme or reason, and whose only saving grace must be in one of the black screen shots over which I had eagerly fast-forwarded! Overlapping grisly images coupled with reverse screenshots whilst bizarre vocalizations furnished the backdrop .all the while a repeated humming of a melancholic lullaby only served to make this movie utterly disappointing. To compare this to Blair Witch Project is laughable. It started out promising enough by fleshing out the characters in a naturalistic enough manner but quickly descended into a chaotic bombardment of graphic self-serving blood and gore all the while throwing in bits of a puzzle which are never fully resolved but leaves the viewer quite perplexed and unsatisfied as to their relevance . Best acting would be from the 5 donkeys appearing at the beginning and end.
This has got to be one of the most boring movies, I've seen aside from Night of the Lepus.Wooden performances, agonizingly slow pace, and just an overall disappointment on all fronts. Brad Pitt had no real stage presence and the lack of fleshing out the characters did little to create any empathy for the characters' deaths, or for Brad himself for that matter. An underwhelming greeting for his newly discovered dad, no voice inflection just a matter of fact "Hi Dad", was almost laughable! Donald Sutherland was the only interesting character but he was allotted a only a short couple of scenes. My advice, avoid this movie at all costs!
I can't believe all the good reviews this movie got. They must all be relatives of the actor/director. I've rarely seen such an amateur production. Bad stilted acting, bargain basement budget re special effects, predictable and highschoolish.
Dodge a bullet and skip this clunker!!! 2/10 and that's being generous.