MrCaine
Joined May 2011
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Not enough personality or quality craftsmanship in this snoozefest. It takes forever for something to happen and even when it does you're still stuck with completely throwaway characters and plot. ChatGPT could've written this dialogue and characters under prompt:"generic 80's horror,with no personality though"
About 45 minutes into the damn thing (that's only 96minutes long) with very little atmosphere or build up before that too,as if things weren't bad enough it finally FINALLY turns into a slasher film. Too bad I'm nearly falling asleep by that point to care even if it suddenly became the greatest slasher film ever.
But it doesn't as kills are underwhelming and there's little tension or fun to be had.
I think a 3/10 is extremely generous for this pile of nothing,nowadays there's probably better slashers made every month of the year.
About 45 minutes into the damn thing (that's only 96minutes long) with very little atmosphere or build up before that too,as if things weren't bad enough it finally FINALLY turns into a slasher film. Too bad I'm nearly falling asleep by that point to care even if it suddenly became the greatest slasher film ever.
But it doesn't as kills are underwhelming and there's little tension or fun to be had.
I think a 3/10 is extremely generous for this pile of nothing,nowadays there's probably better slashers made every month of the year.
The constraints of low budget are felt and the acting is a bit stiff too but there's clearly passion at play here. The awesome gore and very Evil Dead-esque camework doesn't get tiring and the humor is pretty on point. Pure stupid fun.
Appallingly bad dialogue,cookie cutter tropes and some overdirected performances all played dead straight for 50minutes. As a piece of storytelling it's simply terrible,but the effects look cool and well made and Carpenter Brut's music slaps. It'll give it a 5 for those as a pity score cause otherwise this is really dull and pathetic to watch.
