Dogtagz

Not sure what Marvel is thinking here. They delay their movie yet again and then try to force Secret Invasion on us. This show has nothing going for it, especially none of the plot from the comic arc. If you thought Shehulk was bad.... Don't worry it actually gets worse. First Ep was just ok but second one was paced so slowly that I was constantly fighting off sleep. It is an accurate analogy though - snooze fest. This is the future of Marvel- completely non coherent series that vaguely tie together every year or so. It's like they suffered burnout after endgame and forgot to plan sequels or anything that makes any sense.

If you're looking for a movie where the main star spends over an hour on his phone in his car, then by all means, watch this movie.

If you were looking for a thrilling action movie with a great plot and great chases and getaways scenes, then this is not that movie.

It had potential but it's super slow and drawn out to painful levels. Every transaction is annoying. It will annoy you how bad the plot is.

There are far better things to do with your time like going back and watching gone in 60 seconds or Bullet but this is not it.

If you choose to watch it maybe bring a blanket and a pillow for your nap.

I've been a fan of Kevin Smith movies for pretty much his entire career. I find it very hard to believe that this was actually directed by him. The writing sure it's quirky, 90% of the actors couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, it's trademark Kevin Smith. Beyond the 5 minute opening this was brutally painful to watch. You would think at some point, nearly 30 years after the original, that the two leads would have learned how to act. Instead we are left with this crap. Where the acting is so bad it's distracting and you just get up and start watching something else. ANYTHING ELSE that won't feel like your soul is being pulled out of your arse. Do yourself a favor and watch something else.