beavanjb
Joined Sep 2011
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Weird drugged out fantasy movie with a meandering basis in reality. A lot of drugs are consumed throughout the movie and very obviously by those who wrote, directed and produced this film. Maybe you need to be high to enjoy this film too? Not a lot really happens in the film and most of it is fantasy. If you are looking for horror, suspense or scare/frights this is the wrong movie. There is a tad bit of gore, but not enough to appease any real horror fan. Actually, this is trippy and fans of Jordan Peele might find something related in the style. I can think of better ways to spend 2 hours, the high reviews tricked me. Is it unique, yes, but that doesn't mean it's worth your time.
Well, obviously the critics enjoy watching paint dry and grass grow. I would say this was the worst movie I've seen in my life. Literally nothing happens for 90 minutes. I have no idea why it was rated R, should be PG as again, nothing happens. Outside of the party scene at the house there are many 150 words of dialog in the entire movie. The acting is bad for the most part, I mean anyone can sit/stand in a white sheet and do nothing for 90 minutes. How this movie got made I don't know. Why anyone would want to be in this movie I don't know. What reason does anyone have to watch this once...I don't know.
Need something fun to watch that isn't a direct rehash or scary movie? Hubie Halloween hits the spot even for us big kids who don't need every movie to be rated R. Plenty of star actor power throughout the film with so many famous comedians too. Hodge Podge of Halloween stories, Scooby-Doo and Adam Sandler characters make this enjoyable for all ages and comedy fans. I can enjoy this and Ted for different reasons....... Wolfman jack would be proud of Shaquille O'Neal and friends for keeping his legacy alive. Now go have dinner with your family, eat your candy and drink your wine, the night is young.
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