hoytyhoytyhoyty
Joined Dec 2011
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I'm giving this a 10/10, because it's the End. After this, US streaming, movie production, the whole video shebang, is just over. Finished.
The characters in this puke stain are the stupidest, most suicidally incompetent people in the history of human evolution. The dialogue is random pages from different scripts, munged together by AI.
The production values tick all the boxes ticked by every Z grade ScIfi made in the last 20 years. "It's ok everybody, we used the right lighting plugins and copied the shooting styles of every action film we thought matched - that's Good Quality Film Making, right?"
The story advances in no direction. The music is hysterically random and misplaced. The creatures are given opportunity after opportunity to be interesting and fail every time.
It's just a giant, burning skid mark on the s-bend of screencraft! It reflects the age it exists in, perfectly! It is pure, unrefined, unrestrained disaster garbage!
The characters in this puke stain are the stupidest, most suicidally incompetent people in the history of human evolution. The dialogue is random pages from different scripts, munged together by AI.
The production values tick all the boxes ticked by every Z grade ScIfi made in the last 20 years. "It's ok everybody, we used the right lighting plugins and copied the shooting styles of every action film we thought matched - that's Good Quality Film Making, right?"
The story advances in no direction. The music is hysterically random and misplaced. The creatures are given opportunity after opportunity to be interesting and fail every time.
It's just a giant, burning skid mark on the s-bend of screencraft! It reflects the age it exists in, perfectly! It is pure, unrefined, unrestrained disaster garbage!
I generally don't trust King or King adaptations. I don't trust this one.
But so far it's been kinda gripping.
If they'd just not do the 2000s thing and pad pad pad pad.
To their credit, the padding has just been endless repetition of actions and questions, *not* people talking about their excruciatingly boring 'feelings'. The conversations have stayed plot relevant.
But now you can see it's only got 3 eps to go and the brakes have been applied.
Come on. Don't cop out and just money money money to a Season 2.
Get to the fireworks factory. Get there faster.
But so far it's been kinda gripping.
If they'd just not do the 2000s thing and pad pad pad pad.
To their credit, the padding has just been endless repetition of actions and questions, *not* people talking about their excruciatingly boring 'feelings'. The conversations have stayed plot relevant.
But now you can see it's only got 3 eps to go and the brakes have been applied.
Come on. Don't cop out and just money money money to a Season 2.
Get to the fireworks factory. Get there faster.
I generally don't trust King or King adaptations. I don't trust this one.
But so far it's been kinda gripping.
If they'd just no do the 2000s thing and pad pad pad pad.
To their credit, the padding has just been endless repetition of actions and questions, *not* people talking about their excruciatingly boring 'feelings'. The conversations have stayed plot relevant.
But now you can see it's only got 3 eps to go and the brakes have been applied.
Come on. Don't cop out and just money money money to a Season 2.
Get to the fireworks factory. Get there faster.
But so far it's been kinda gripping.
If they'd just no do the 2000s thing and pad pad pad pad.
To their credit, the padding has just been endless repetition of actions and questions, *not* people talking about their excruciatingly boring 'feelings'. The conversations have stayed plot relevant.
But now you can see it's only got 3 eps to go and the brakes have been applied.
Come on. Don't cop out and just money money money to a Season 2.
Get to the fireworks factory. Get there faster.