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Okay, a narrative about something something a train, and forgive me if this is a spoiler, but... they die if the train stops. Not ground breaking, kinda boring actually... but what is the deal with the budget in this "movie"? It feels like a cheap group youtube video, the actors are so bad, the props are so bad, everything feels so cheap. Especially the writing. 30 minutes in and I couldn't take it anymore, there wasn't a SINGLE line of dialogue that was funny, interesting or clever in any way at at all, it was just dead text on a paper. And some "WTF" moments that make absolutely no sense at all like rocks randomly flying into the train for no reason at all. How? Why? What? Loud bomb noises in the back of the train "uh what was that noise, was it a bomb?" idiot kid says "BOMB????" why are these people so dumb. Then some other guy says "it's ok, the train would stop if there was something bad" oh you mean apart from a window shattering and a loud bomb explosion and train shaking, or the person in front of you bleeding, yeah everything is perfectly fine. I just want to grab these people and strangle them for being so dumb. And the dialogues are so unnatural too. Even the premise is unnatural, people acting all amazed at a train going 200 mph.... woohoo... who cares. Go in europe or asia if you wanna go on a fast train. Ok maybe not europe. Really, a plane can go way faster and fly but you don't see people being amazed at that (anymore) at least not for the last 50-100 years. It's just a train, calm down.

I will give it credit for a scene where a person gets strangled and they actually struggle instead of just immediately dying without any problems. I can't give it 1 star since i didn't see any blatant sexism/racism/etc... at least not yet, i quit after 30 minutes.

But hey maybe the "movie" works if you wanna get down with your friends and watch a laughingly bad movie and make fun of it. How many bad things can you spot?

The show focuses on 4 people, Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer, George and Ellaine and shows their flaws in many ways, often unrealistic. But the people around them also seem very terrible as well. The place takes place in New York almost entirely, so it portrays a very bad (but rightful) image of that place.

What are their flaws? Here's some that I found:

All 4 of them yell, scream and overreact out of any miniscule thing, and generally act like little immature emotional children. Maybe the writers thought loud=funny? It would explain the generic laughing audience. They endorse bribery, theft, vandalism, list is way too long.

Kramer is EXTREMELY clumsy, filthy, has no situational awareness and is far too blunt, far in the realm of inconsiderate.

Jerry, George and Ellaine are GIGANTIC liars even between themselves despite being very close friends. But stabbing each other in the back/throwing each other under the boss is a daily routine to them. Not lying seems to be rude to them, for example if someone gets criticized (an honest opinion such as not liking a show) people get offended and call it rude. Similar to some english and japanese culture. People talk behind each other backs while getting angry if someone does it to them. Hypocrites.

They also almost always have no backbone to stand up for anything. They usually would rather avoid any sort of confrontation... either that, or make a huge deal out of nothing, even get violent. George and especially Ellaine.

As the show implies, instead of being about a group of 4 backstabbing friends, it revolves about Jerry Seinfeld. Once you scratch the surface, you can clearly see his extreme vanity, almost always showing us how he has so much money, is so giving to others, so funny and charming and most of all, how easily he gets beautiful women... BUT if a woman leaves, it's either because the woman got dumped because of some petty reason "because jerry can just do that" OR the woman is crazy. Because... of course... only a crazy woman would dump the macho alpha chad womanizer jerry seinfeld. This writing seems to be passed on to some extent to george, who is a fat hairy balding man usually without a job, lazy, who screams and overreacts from anything and is generally extremely dumb and entitled. Yet somehow he constantly manages to get beautiful women to throw themselves at him.

The jokes are usually decent, but sometimes pretty terrible. Sometimes you find yourself sitting through the rambling of a person who tells an entire story and think to yourself.... "why not just show the whole story instead of telling it?" This is a tv show not a book, I'm not here to read. Show, don't tell.

The show is also filled with first world problems. And one baffling thing is how do george and kramer manage to live in new york city while being unemployed.

You have to overlook the incredibly low intelligence of people and the extremely immature attitude, otherwise you probably won't be able to enjoy it. 3 good jokes and 2 bad ones... ignore the bad ones, enjoy the good ones.

This is the very definition of "action packed" and with the next generation of special effects and camerawork, it really puts hollywood to shame. There's enough of it to fill 10 action movies. Story on the other hand... eh, I didn't care much, typical guy who kills hundreds of bad guys and never dies no matter what, muh family, muh children, whatever. It does have some plot twists though and makes you wonder who's the bad guy and who's the good guy. Still better than hollywood.