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AbsolutelyHonestReviews

Joined Feb 2012

I do honest reviews, (based 100% on my own opinion, and I know stuff)

I'm related to a great artist (musician/comedian) and all my life has been filled with Theater, movies, Music and comedy, so my pedigree is top-notch.

I'm as political IN-correct as they come, so I won't be nice towards anything that's woke, diversity-filled, and only made to appeal to a certain crowd, for the sake of... I don't f*cking know..

*I'm looking at you Disney....................


That being said, I'm a just God!... If a Woke, diversity filled movie or series turns out to be seriously good and/or amazing, I'm going to be fair.

Last but not least. My family member who was in the business for decades taught me, to never trust "professional" critics, since they make a living of reviewing stuff.
They're not going to bite the hand that's feeding them.

But, I've got a full shine set of teeth, and I'm hungry..



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AbsolutelyHonestReviews's rating
The Naked Gun
6.510
The Naked Gun
A Beating Heart...
8.910
A Beating Heart...
Camera Shy
8.810
Camera Shy
Backseat Driver
9.310
Backseat Driver
Call Me Red
9.710
Call Me Red
Murder Horny
9.210
Murder Horny
Cats and Mouse
9.510
Cats and Mouse
Course Correction
9.510
Course Correction
The Kill Room Where It Happens
9.110
The Kill Room Where It Happens
Touched by an Ángel
9.810
Touched by an Ángel
And Justice for All...
9.510
And Justice for All...
1917
8.210
1917
The Tomorrow War
6.68
The Tomorrow War
Dexter: Resurrection
9.110
Dexter: Resurrection
Karate Kid: Legends
6.38
Karate Kid: Legends
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
7.610
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Army of Darkness
7.410
Army of Darkness
This Is Spinal Tap
7.910
This Is Spinal Tap
Snow White
2.11
Snow White
Chuck
8.210
Chuck
The Expanse
8.510
The Expanse
Number 2 with a Bullet
8.210
Number 2 with a Bullet
Truckin'
8.08
Truckin'
Persuader
8.19
Persuader
Ghosts
7.99
Ghosts

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Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

6.4
8
  • Jul 2, 2024
  • Takes me back...

    Like a lot of people, I grew up watching the Beverly Hills Cop movies, and even though the third one was a bit cheese, it still just seemed like it had to be made the way it did.

    This 4th and probably last movie just takes me all the way back. The energy, bad jokes, the music and af course all the OG cast.

    I was so entertained, that I actually watched it all the way through and whenever some scene reminded me of the older movies, I was taken back to being this pimple faced teen, who just loved those movies, pure nostalgia. I needed that, looking at how franchises are getting butchered by a certain segment. This was not only a breath of fresh air, it was a display of how you can actually make good movies today, without catering to a certain narrative that eventually is going to kill a solid franchise, were looking at you Disney..

    I hope they'll make one more movie with the same passion, energy and charisma, before laying it to rest. And that they do it before someone grabs it, and ruins it's legacy.

    This was without a doubt, worth the wait and I for one, is going to rewatch all 4 movies now, and I'm going to do it with a biga*s smile on my face.
    Temporary

    S3.E5Temporary

    Welcome to Wrexham
    8.5
    10
  • May 23, 2024
  • Oh.. Here we go again.!

    Rob and Ryan, and everyone involved with this amazing Club (also the show, but the club comes first).

    I once again find myself sobbing like a little girl (I'm a MAN, big strong viking-type MF!!) So it doesn't really fit my persona, to be sitting in my office watching the episode and just tear up.

    Last time this happened my wife came in, made fun of me for the same reason, but today she wasn't home to witness it... That being said, she came home 10 min after I watched it, and within 2 min she had figured it all out and without saying a word, just went and got me some tissues, while laughing and then giving me a hug... (DAMN i love her).

    Anywho... This has to be in my top3 of every episode so far. It's heartwarming, exiting, wholesome and you really feel the love and respect flowing through the air.

    Once again 10 stars ain't enough, so 11/10 and that extra Star, is entirely for Arthur, what a Legend.!
    Up the Town?

    S2.E15Up the Town?

    Welcome to Wrexham
    9.1
    10
  • Nov 15, 2023
  • Well, Flick you too.... ;-)

    I've never, and I mean NEVER!... Cried during any series, let alone a Documentary.

    Sure, I've cried like a baby in certain scenes in certain movies, but that's normal... Right.?!?..

    But this episode, it just hit me right in feels. My wife even came into my "man-cave" (It's a flicking office, but let me have this one) and hugged me, asking if I was okay, and what've happened since I was sobbing like that..

    I told her the reason, she looked at me, shook her head, gave me a kiss on the forehead, then walked back out, only to turn around in the doorway and take a picture of me and calling me a little girl, before slamming the door, and running through the house laughing her as* off...

    So, Rob & Ryan thank you so very much..

    Now I'm the one having to go to the "bring your mother to school-day"...

    But, totally worth it..!!!

    12/10 - The extra credit is for being just about the most wholesome thing I've seen, ever!!
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