ghandibonez
Joined Mar 2012
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I stumbled across this gem late night on Showtime a few years back. it stuck with me forever & has became one of my all time favorite horror films. It's rare for a film to actually make me shudder, cringe and gasp..but this one had me doing all of the above the whole movie. Australian film filled with very solid acting & a very well structured storyline. No spoilers..but if you're a scary movie fan&haven't seen this..you need to catch up asap! All I will say about the plot is..a high school girl gets rejected by the guy she wants to go to prom with..and...well...let's just say..she refuses to take no for an answer. Its gory, gripping, extremely eery and put together so well that you will be glued to the tv for sure. To me,The Loved Ones even tops some of my international faves like Goodnight Mommy, High Tension & Raw..but is slightly below the original Martyrs. U.S. resident horror fanatics...Go buy a copy of this on ebay bc I don't think its streaming anywhere..but it is 100% worth your time and focus.
I have been a hip hop artist & comedian for many years here in Oklahoma City. Writing & properly delivering stand up is extremely hard. I have had great shows&bad ones, too, but grew from those experiences. Brendan is a guy who made his friends laugh alot w his stories..but its different when ppl pay to see u and sit there thinkin 'This better make me laugh' He got this special way too soon on too big of a platform. I think the special was way better than most ppl say..pretty good material and some laughs..but he has serious flaws to work on. He tends to ramble on making his jokes too long & his delivery is really off. This man has potential if he works on his issues..or if not..he will just kill himself due to most of the population hating everything he attempts to do.
I gotta be honest..this was my favorite movie as a kid. A buddy of mine loaned me the betamax video tape (I'm feeling older the more I type lol) so I was 11 & saw my first set of bOObz..& my second & third as well all in Stone Cold. I Watched this so much, I broke my friends tape. I ended up getting VHS copy off HBO way back in 93&watched it a million more times. As a kid, I thought the Boz was so cool after seeing this action packed ultimate man movie filled with blood, explosions, etc. Anyways..I'm 37 now&hadn't see stone cold in over 20 yrs til recently. Man..I realized that as a kid, i liked some pretty cheesy stuff. Haha.
It's filled with very bad acting, horrible dialogue & some of the worst one liners ever captured on film...but..its a classic to me. It still keeps me interested the whole time.
Despite the very campy early 90s overall feel, and the laughable script & extremely predictable cliched plot.they still did really well at making this an exhilarating nonstop action extravaganza that I never forgot & never will. But I do have a shocking revelation after revisiting this film..the mullethawk hairstyle was never cool&this was the boz's only theatrical release ever(it bombed bad by the way) oh..and kids..dont do steroids..this guy is in his mid 50s, and his breasts are in his lap now. Drugs are bad..but Stone Cold is not..ok ok..it is a bad movie..but that's what makes it so good. Turns out..The Boz wasn't really as cool as I once thought.