RehashCritics
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I had lost all faith in M. Night Shyamalan since Signs, but I have been rejuvenated by "After Earth". After reading the reviews from critics I couldn't help to laugh at their vague pathetic bashings, and jaded dispositions. The critics looked for anything and everything to NOT enjoy M. Night Shyamalan's artistic direction of "After Earth". The critic pool has been so saturated with prudes it has become exhausting.
The Smith duo played out an emotional "coming to man" story with great ease and fluency. Jaden conveyed the emotions of a torn teenager with great acting maturity and confidence. He was able to emotional charge the audience. I could feel the audience respond to Kitai's (Jaden) struggles through people's gasping, jumping, and even crying! Will Smith left his usual sarcastic role to play the strong military father figure. He did a great job of wanting his son to make the right choices, but more importantly he did a great job of being the "supporting" role to Jaden.
The visual effects were up to snuff with some unique futuristic scenarios that helped to keep the audience captivated. The adapted creatures of earth weren't exaggerated like I had anticipated, but the real show wasn't in the effects it was in a boy's struggle.
The story was well crafted by Will Smith, with an emotional focus on fear. There was a lesson in that story to his own son which is something that resonated with me throughout the movie. There was a lot of emotional depth between a father and son, something the critics clearly couldn't grasp.
I greatly enjoyed this movie and am gravely disappointed with today's jaded critics. Cheers to those who love good entertainment!
-Ike Rehash Critics
The Smith duo played out an emotional "coming to man" story with great ease and fluency. Jaden conveyed the emotions of a torn teenager with great acting maturity and confidence. He was able to emotional charge the audience. I could feel the audience respond to Kitai's (Jaden) struggles through people's gasping, jumping, and even crying! Will Smith left his usual sarcastic role to play the strong military father figure. He did a great job of wanting his son to make the right choices, but more importantly he did a great job of being the "supporting" role to Jaden.
The visual effects were up to snuff with some unique futuristic scenarios that helped to keep the audience captivated. The adapted creatures of earth weren't exaggerated like I had anticipated, but the real show wasn't in the effects it was in a boy's struggle.
The story was well crafted by Will Smith, with an emotional focus on fear. There was a lesson in that story to his own son which is something that resonated with me throughout the movie. There was a lot of emotional depth between a father and son, something the critics clearly couldn't grasp.
I greatly enjoyed this movie and am gravely disappointed with today's jaded critics. Cheers to those who love good entertainment!
-Ike Rehash Critics
Ike of the Rehash Critics: Borderlands was a breakthrough in gaming with fast acting shooter action and unique graphics. As a first person shooter Borderlands offered more depth than any other platform with intricate skill trees, endless weapon combinations, and simple yet admirable character customization. Gearbox still delivers a superior product with Borderlands 2.
Gameplay: If you are an anti-social anaconda you are missing out on one of the most important aspects of the Borderlands 2 package. Co-op is a necessity for maximum enjoyment. In single player mode there won't be as much action, survival, killer guns, competition, smack talk, and fun. So pull up your big girl pants and join someone.
Action: Endless, challenging, and engrossing. There may be a long silence amongst your friends during intense battles, so refrain from resorting to your single player cussing at the video game.
Graphics: Gearbox continues with cel-shading and ups the anti on big bad guy design and difficulty. Don't worry, skags (which also describes X'es) are still around but outclassed by the newly introduced bullymongs. The beasties of Pandora, although not vast, add a higher level of difficulty.
New and/or Improved: You will experience more guns, larger territories (vertically and horizontally), enhanced villains, new characters, new talent trees, crazy creatures, the capability of hiding old missions you don't want, and character transferable skill points (i.e. add 1% to shield recharge rate, max health, etc ).
Most disappointing: Here it is in a nutshell: Maps are tricky with multiple levels and poor direction, some talent trees don't have a whole lot of variety, and the story is not as engrossing as the first.
In summation Borderlands 2 met and exceeded 98% of my expectations. I am still playing the second play through and have not maxed out my love for this one. BUY BUY BUY, didn't play the first Borderlands BUY BUY BUY. This game is as flawless as it gets.
Gameplay: If you are an anti-social anaconda you are missing out on one of the most important aspects of the Borderlands 2 package. Co-op is a necessity for maximum enjoyment. In single player mode there won't be as much action, survival, killer guns, competition, smack talk, and fun. So pull up your big girl pants and join someone.
Action: Endless, challenging, and engrossing. There may be a long silence amongst your friends during intense battles, so refrain from resorting to your single player cussing at the video game.
Graphics: Gearbox continues with cel-shading and ups the anti on big bad guy design and difficulty. Don't worry, skags (which also describes X'es) are still around but outclassed by the newly introduced bullymongs. The beasties of Pandora, although not vast, add a higher level of difficulty.
New and/or Improved: You will experience more guns, larger territories (vertically and horizontally), enhanced villains, new characters, new talent trees, crazy creatures, the capability of hiding old missions you don't want, and character transferable skill points (i.e. add 1% to shield recharge rate, max health, etc ).
Most disappointing: Here it is in a nutshell: Maps are tricky with multiple levels and poor direction, some talent trees don't have a whole lot of variety, and the story is not as engrossing as the first.
In summation Borderlands 2 met and exceeded 98% of my expectations. I am still playing the second play through and have not maxed out my love for this one. BUY BUY BUY, didn't play the first Borderlands BUY BUY BUY. This game is as flawless as it gets.