KD-Lasso

I like stand up comedy and saw there was some comedians in this that I enjoy. The format is weird, some of the people doing jokes were funny but the panel is like American Idol level jokes like something Simon Cowell would say to bad singers. It just goes on and on I had to skip through most of them to bring the next one minute stand-up on but most of them was just edgelord stuff too so I have no idea who this is for?

I looked up some clips on Youtube and it had Jeremiah Watkins from Stand Up On The Spot and that was way funnier. I don't know why they didn't bring him. It seems like Kill Tony took Jeremiah's idea and just made it worse.

I have no idea how this got made. It is literally so bad on all fronts and I'm a fan of conspiracy stuff, but the only explanation is that the actual Illuminati made this movie to make people think that there's no such thing as the Illuminati. The production value is crap, with $1 million budget they could atleast have fixed the audio, structurally it's a mess and I haven't even started talking about the actual content of the movie. A bunch of contratictory statements, cherry picked facts skewed left and right, and weird assumptions made without any basis in reality. If someone has occam's razor laying around please give it to the film makers so they can slit their wrists with it. UGH!

I give this movie 1/10.

Noomi Rapace, Michael Chiklis, Peter Stormare, Kerry Biché, Lesley Manville. All great actors! Brian Nelson wrote Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night, and Devil. Three very enjoyable movies! Even Steven Shainberghas directed good movies, like Secretary.

But Rupture... Rupture is awful. And when they arrive at the third act the movie ends. I can only assume that they ran over budget and could not find the money to finish the movie, and hopefully they realized not worth trying seeing what they already shot.

I am hesitant to give this even 2/10 because, this movie is far from a complete film.