mmmK-Ultra
Joined May 2012
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There is so much wrong with this mess I don't even know where to begin.
Many people were quick to mention the songs, and they're right, it's just hideous, monotonous and un-ending. Constant pop renditions of old songs, sung by winged meth addicts doing barrel rolls in HD until you're ready vomit from the motion sickness. I'm not kidding, this movie spends at least 50% of the time in mid-air, in mid-barrel roll, while singing at you, about 'love'.
Everything about this, especially the story, feels bland, generic, and forced. The voices are extremely forgettable, the character design is especially bad for the fairies, and again, the songs are just... a warcrime.
I think this might be the last George Lucas production I ever bother watching. I can't understand how he could get it so right sometimes and so wrong here. This garbage should be blasted at ISIS around the clock as psychological warfare.
Many people were quick to mention the songs, and they're right, it's just hideous, monotonous and un-ending. Constant pop renditions of old songs, sung by winged meth addicts doing barrel rolls in HD until you're ready vomit from the motion sickness. I'm not kidding, this movie spends at least 50% of the time in mid-air, in mid-barrel roll, while singing at you, about 'love'.
Everything about this, especially the story, feels bland, generic, and forced. The voices are extremely forgettable, the character design is especially bad for the fairies, and again, the songs are just... a warcrime.
I think this might be the last George Lucas production I ever bother watching. I can't understand how he could get it so right sometimes and so wrong here. This garbage should be blasted at ISIS around the clock as psychological warfare.
The idea of the CIA being 'good guys' is already very difficult to believe. But it's a movie I can set aside my cynical doubts long enough to have a laugh but unfortunately there are not many in this movie.
Melissa McCarthy gives it an admirable try, I can't really fault her she just needed better material. Jude Law was pretty respectable too.
Jason Statham was just horrible, not funny at all, and he felt tacked on at the end, like they made the movie, decided it needed more something, and added him in. That's not really what happened, Statham was involved since shooting started, but that's how it felt anyways.
By the end it just drags on. I think it's because they only have a couple gags/jokes and they implement them all multiple times, wearing out the humor factor quickly.
Melissa McCarthy gives it an admirable try, I can't really fault her she just needed better material. Jude Law was pretty respectable too.
Jason Statham was just horrible, not funny at all, and he felt tacked on at the end, like they made the movie, decided it needed more something, and added him in. That's not really what happened, Statham was involved since shooting started, but that's how it felt anyways.
By the end it just drags on. I think it's because they only have a couple gags/jokes and they implement them all multiple times, wearing out the humor factor quickly.
