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I really wanted to like *Alien: Earth*, but it just doesn't deliver. The whole show feels like a missed opportunity. Instead of the tense, scary vibe of the movies, we get a predictable story with child-man characters I couldn't care less about. They make dumb decisions just to move the plot along, and you can see every 'twist' coming from a mile away.

The action scenes are basic, I guess, but there's no real suspense. It's all flash and no substance. They had the entire planet as a setting and gave us this? It's a shame because the idea had so much potential. Honestly, it's a pretty forgettable entry in the franchise.

Nah, seriously.

What's the point of this ''movie''? What they even wanted to say?

They made a ''movie'' not for rational everyday Joes. This pile of ''Looney Tune'' work will scramble your brain. I am really curious, how they convinced the actors to act this. Was there any direction at all? Or they just asked to do whatever random s**t they can come up with.

One thing is for sure: if we ever have to confuse a real outer-planet alien race, this ''movie'' alone will do it. I have faith.

Summery: Absolute garbage probably made for insane asylum patients. Nothing to see, nothing to enjoy, nothing to understand here.

First problem: seems like the number one problem of the characters' life is not believing/believing Christmas!

Then comes that awesome genuine (!) idea of ''Santa and us living in different type of time''!

Here come the next one- the ugly extravaganza of Christmas decoration in the apartment of a man baby. Really ugly and cramped, yet everyone was like ''WOW''.

As all the woke films should be, there is a religious minor dude- a gay muslim named Assan! Those who have the slightest idea about muslims- Hassan is probably one of the most common names. But never heard anything Assan!

Overall, the petty sad attempts about proving Christmas Spirit - Eghh. Downright annoying.