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Nonstop asking of "What's wrong?" with the continuous wailing & gnashing of teeth. Anyone who could handle being midst this crowd of characters, especially the glum-faced teen lead, probably needs therapy as much as the characters in the film.

I don't understand why i keep being told i need to write more & more when there are always numerous reviews that are way short of the "required" length.

Whoever produced this most tedious POS deserves to stand in the corner with a dunce cap for a long time. So terribly boring & saying basically nothing except that gravity exists & rocks fall when dislodged that I could not skip forward fast enough. The most pretentious attempt at saying nothing that I have seen in a long time.

& those guys in the yard with the circle? They would do well in the back ward of a psychiatric hospital with their staggering vision & insights.

I almost never watch ditsy antiquated movies set in times past when people were even phonier than nowadays with no one revealing anything authentic of themselves, just their blown-up egos & arrogance.

Here, it's little men with minds as tiny as their short silly skirts.

Alex & his gaggle of goofballs is worse than Trump, Putin, Netanyahu, & all the other spitbrained psychos killing & dividing humanity with their bloody power & megalomania. He's called "The Great" in the West. What do you think his victims called him? Probably "the Barbarian".

Watch it if you can handle the pompous-assed nonsense & nearly nonstop blare of trumpets, or zoom through it as I did, just pausing occasionally to just keep track of the trumpery & braggadocio. Lots of clippity-cloppity on horseback, too.

Battle scenes make the armies look like blundering fools. Burton's wig looks sillier than the skirts.