Julie called last night to tell us she was engaged. We both saw it on Facebook but she really wanted to tell my wife. The fiancee was headed out that night on a business trip and she wanted to go out and celebrate. So I became designated driver. Bar talk was the typical "what's been going on over the past 2 months". Sort of weird since everyone sees everything on Facebook these days. At some point it turns to our old jobs (we all used to work together). Then we get to the stories. Blah blah blah. At least my cokes were free since I had the keys. I was about 6 cokes in, 3hrs later, and pretty sure both women were blitzed. My wife kept giggling, which made Julie giggle, and the cycle would just repeat. No one slurred words, so I was hoping the hangover would be mild. I told the bartender to watch them for a moment, grabbed the keys, and moved the car near the door. With his help I got them both in. They could walk, I was just being overly cautious. My wife wanted the back seat. She got in, buckled, and pretty much laid down for the ride home. Julie took the passenger seat and we were off. I figured since they were both blitzed we'd just head to our place. Julie could crash on the couch and we'd take her home in the morning.

Like I said both women were pretty blitzed. My wife was asleep within minutes. Julie giggled a bit more, looked back at my wife, then put her hand on my lap. She rubs back and forth a couple times and then says my wife's a lightweight. I tell her she's blitzed too and she giggles even more. Her hand slowly goes from rubbing to unzipping. I start to protest and she giggles a little more then leans over. Rubbing, to unzipping, to stroking, to kissing, to sucking. It took 30 minutes to get home, she drained me in 20. I actually had to pull over on the turnpike before I went. She worked me so hard, every last drop, then sucked while she played with my balls to make sure I had none left. The whole time my wife was still passed out in the back.

Julie's little snack seemed to sober her up a bit. She giggled some more, told me to blame everything on her being drunk. I guess she had a crush on me but she was my wife's friend at work, and we'd already started dating. When we got home helped me get my wife out of the car. I laid my wife on the bed and Julie said we should undress her. She'd hate to ruin a dress with vomit. It took some drunk ballet but we got the dress off. Then Julie spread my wife's legs.

My wife told me years ago that she'd never been with another woman. Julie just couldn't resist. I sat on the edge of the bed watching her slowly go down on my wife. She was drunk, out cold, but Julie was on her knees working her just as hard as she'd worked me. When Julie started to get up I stepped behind her.

She knew it was coming, and giggled as my fingers teased her first. Pounding any woman when she's bent over in a hell of a visual. Pounding your wife's best friend, while she's eating your wife, that's almost too much. Even though Julie drained me earlier I knew it wouldn't last but I was determined to make her go first. Soon enough she was moaning, my wife started softly moaning in her sleep, and then I felt her shiver. Once I was certain she was going I decided to go for the gold. I used a wet finger first, then slowly worked my way into her ass. Her moans changed. I could tell she wasn't expecting that. So I pressed her head into my wife's snatch while I pushed harder into her ass. I'd wanted to give her a facial, but getting it in her ass was all I could handle. She purred as I drained my second load.

Obviously I'm typing this up this morning. Julie and my wife are still passed out and it's a little after 1pm. We'd all called in sick. Thinking about it I think it was a setup. My wife would never agree to a 3some, and Julie didn't seem all that blitzed. If it wasn't a setup then it sure seemed like it. If it was, then she got more then she expected!

Any suggestions on what i can do for summer 09?? kinda like a summer bucket list! So far i have build ramp, get laid, go skinny dipping, kiss the most beautiful girl in the world, lose weight, dizzy boxing, joust, learn piano, learn to play moonlight sonata, have a summer romance, get my heart broken, go to the beach, get blitzed drunk, play guitar in public, learn to surf, write a song, have a house party, play a drinking game, do something completely mad, visit a foreign country, tell 'her' how i feel, pull a few crazy pranks and thats all i got so far! Anything else or what are you going to do?

Celebrating tonight

10 years ago this year I graduated high school. One of my favorite memories was actually of my best friend Johnny's sister. We had back and forth crushes but every time one of us was already with someone. Anyhow after we all graduated we ended up drinking at Johnny's house. He got blitz'd and ended up passed out on the floor. His sis an I were on the couch. At some point we started quarters on the coffee table. She lost. The wager was strip or blow. She had a massive rack, I assumed I'd finally get to see it. She chose both. I remember being nervous at first. I kept thinking he'd wake up and see his sister getting titty fucked. She didn't care. Fucked her tits, fucked her face, back to her tits. Great memories. I remember her jerking me asking for it on her tits. She didn't want it on her face. She probably shouldn't have told me that. 4 loads worth, 2 across the nose and eyes, a 3rd on her nose and chin, final one on her tits. She had this "what the fuck" look on her face and I had to kill a laugh. Dipshit was still passed out. She actually told Johnny about it a few years later. He was so pissed we didn't talk for a while. She's married now, husband has no clue I made her my bitch that night.

Anyhow tonight I stopped by Johnny's mom's place. He works close by and we were supposed to meet there. I guess he didn't tell her that. She looked a bit stunned but invited me in and offered me dinner. I skipped dinner but opted for the couch. Johnny was running late as usual. As we chatted about old times she admitted she'd had a crush on me and was waiting for me to hit 18. I joked that I was old enough now, and she slid closer. I thought she was joking until she leaned in for a kiss. I gotta admit for being mid 40's she was still pretty hot.

She'd just started working another kiss when my phone buzzed. Johnny was bitching about work being piled up. I was trying to get him off the phone when his mom started sucking on my finger. So I let him talk as I felt my pants being unzipped. He went on and on about work being piled up. The whole time his mom was tongue fucking my shaft. Soft kisses at first, then sucking, then she went deep. I was trying to mute my side and accidentally put it on speaker. She choked but thankfully I found the mute. I stood up and started to really face fuck her. I could hear Johnny in the background still rambling on. I didn't care. I looked down into his mom's eyes, her lips wrapped around my cock, and I just enjoyed the moment. You know it's fucked up when his mom picks up the phone and hands it to me. I guess I didn't hear him start saying "Hello?". I unmuted and said the service sucks. I saw his mom smile and I popped out and cock slapped her face. She flipped me off so I grabbed her head and made her go down again!

Johnny finally said he'd be there in 10 minutes. I figured we'd go out drinking. I joked that we could always crash at his mom's, she had plenty of quarters. She shot me this look and that's when I realized she knew that story. Too late. I grabbed her hair, fucked her face hard, held her deep and drained one in her mouth before Johnny even hung up. She had no choice. She was swallowing my load before he even made it out the door.

I guess his sister had told his mom about the quarters and Johnny had overheard it. That's how he found out. His mom's crush was based on size. I don't think I'm that big, never measured. I just hope his mom isn't dumb enough to tell him about this.

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long day today. Had to watch my wife's cousin get married. I'm not a wedding person. Didn't help that I was the designated driver for the bachelorette party last night. I did it as a favor to the wife so she could drink. They all got blitzed last night. About the only thing that made the wedding bearable was the memory of the maid of honor giving me road head while my wife an the bride were passed out in the back seat.

I just tapped my sister-in-law's ass. She came by totally blitzed. My wife and I just finished a decent half hour of sex, nothing out of the ordinary, but she did cum with my face between her legs. She was on top of me fucking pretty hard when we heard banging on the door.
There was my wife's sister laying against the door and her ex's car pulling out of the driveway. Wife was pissed; I was laughing my ass off. We got her awake enough to strip her and put her to bed.
Not long after getting her in bed, I was about to finish what I started with my wife before she passed out on her ambien when sis in law started calling for the wife. There was no way she was getting out of bed again, so she told me to take care of her.
When I got back in there, she was naked and trying to cover up. I told her I would cover her up for some pussy. She said "Do whatever" That was a rare combination of wife and sis in law both giving me permission to fuck my sister-in-law with my wife in the next room.
I pounded her ass for about 5 minutes and filled her with a huge load of cum. I had been waiting for that nut for the past hour or so. I doubt if either one will know, but I will try to fuck both of them for breakfast!

Filming with blitz under the sheets is risky busines

I was out in a club the other night and it was like lightning, everybody was frightening and the music was soothing, and they all started grooving.
And then this man at the back said Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz!!

Why would he ruin a good night like that? Has it ever happened to you in a club?