So this slut starts sending me texts flirting, talking me up. Her boy friend didn't take to kindly and tried to fight me while I was out. No lie, beat this little bitch boy silly. Then, might be the best moment of my life. Boyfriend is stumbling around with his nose leaking.I grab this drunk slut [whom I'm meeting for the first time] by the hand, take her straight back to the crib no questions asked. I dicked her down until the sun was coming up. Most alpha moment of my life.

i confess that i fantasize about having sex with my wife in our baby's room, even kind of in/above her crib. also i would love to lick or fuck my wife while she is nursing. i'm not pedo and would never do anything to my child, just the tabu and the fact of her being with us turns me on ... my favorit would be if my wife sggested fucking doggystyle while our daughter was lying underneath us - jet i guess it will never happen

I confess I watch teen cribs...

and not for the cribs

I confess that i'm having a affair with my best friends wife. He got her pregnant when they were both 19, but before that we had fucked several times. We continued to fuck while she was pregnant. Now, after the baby was born, we fuck at least once a day with the average being more like 2. My friend works 3rd shift so time isn't a problem. We've even fucked in her bed with his baby in the crib across the room.

I confess, I want to knock up some slut.

There's more to it than that. I fucking hate kids. I despise them, but I'm compelled to make them. It's a biological imperative. I need to pass on my genes, I need strong sons to knock up other sluts in their day so their sons can, and so can theirs.

Lucky for me, there's only one one thing that gets me harder than the idea of pumping my cum deep into some chick's womb, knowing her body belongs to me, knowing she wants my baby in her belly, and that's knowing that she wants mine instead of her faggot husband's.

I grew up in a really wealthy area, and a lot of my acquaintances are upper middle class well-to-do people with careers and nice neighbors and white picket fences. They're all a giant bunch of pussy-whipped weak-willed little shits who grew up right because mommy made them, and now they have these skinny wives with token careers who tell them how to spend their money because they can't function if a woman doesn't guide them by the nose. These limp dicks don't deserve to have their bloodlines carried on. I want them to raise my bastards. I want to throw their women on the bed and tear off their clothes and slam their cunts until they can't walk straight. I want them to sink their nails into my back when I give them the big hard cock their money bags could never give them. I want them to scream my name over and over. I want them to wrap their legs around me and beg me to pump them full of cum and knock them up with triplets. I want to go to their barbeques and see these bitchy little WASP women walk around with big swollen bellies because of me. I want to fuck them throughout the pregnancy, too - nine months of toe-curling cunt slamming. I want to see their stomachs grow and their breasts swell with milk while they lie in the afterglow of their sixth orgasm and dream about names for my babies before I give them number seven. Maybe I'll fuck them after, too, and make their titties squirt out milk while I give them baby number two. I want to knock up the whole neighborhood, I want one wife to tell the other and the next and the next, and all these whores will come to me because their husbands are infertile, or just too pussy to knock them up for real, and they want a dick that's proven. Then I want to get Christmas cards from these faggots with their slut wives and my families in ugly sweaters and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh.

I don't care if the husbands know, shit, it'd be better if they did. I don't care if he beats off into the corner while I make his wife's eyes roll back in her head, or he sits on the couch watching TV and pretends not to listen to her screaming my name and the headboard slamming against the wall across the house, or if he's in the goddamn nursery building the fucking crib. It's not like I'll respect them any less.

Picture related, exactly the kind of woman I would've loved to put a baby into.

Hey, all you 1% percent suckers, keep on giving your cash to American Crossroads! Did you get your $$$$ worth? You fall for a con man like Rove. His "internal polling numbers" must have been cribbed from unskewed polls, proving once again that Republicans are immune to facts..

Now they let the gates up so I bail.
Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail
Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
Foam toilet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin
Ain't been in the hoo ride long
And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
The bitch said
Muthafucka pick me up at three
Can't bitch, Cepta don't ride your street
We can eat around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up, damn
She was outta luck
I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck
With the tab from the cab, and the dinner too.
With a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew
Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum
And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum
I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore
Dumb bitch staring at me like an eye sore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth
The bitch jumped up faster than a race
And told me had to powder her face
Since she pickin up the tab
You know that I'ma go for mine
Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine
And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!)
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit
But I ain't saying nothing though
I ain't saying nothing bout the muthafucking hoe
What's up bitch?
You ready to break ?
Besides, how long can one fat bitch take?
Quit snacking and pay the shit
So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick
With your daddy
You're employed?
Awww shit...nawww
Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie
I mean him letting me grip his ride
Besides he slipped me a fifty
But then again I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house
Fuck sitting with your parents on the couch
Dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile
Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile
A juggalo's known for smackin hoes
But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fuck you
Look bitch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And a fuck to go with that
Come on nympho, and let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah)
You little sewer skank
You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch!
That's the shit J (What?)
$85 bucks an hour and you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talking and she was on her back
You'll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
First day out and I caught my nut (What?)
Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
And I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
First day out and I caught my nut(What?)
Well, shit bitch it's my first day out
And I caught my nuuuuuut!!

i confess the one in pink is my gf but i've been fucking her friends behind her back for quite some time now. i fucked the one on the right while her kid is sleeping on a crib beside the bed. it got me so hard when this young milf was squealing like a slut and her son is just there. mommy is a whore lol. the one on the left gagged on so much dick when my friends and i pulled a train on her in a party. the one wearing blue is my favorite though. fucked her in my car right in front of her house while his boyfriend was passed out drunk at the back seat. pumped that bitch's mouth full of cum while she stares at her sleeping boyfriend.