She's hot and she likes dorks...

What does this dork slut need?

Do you think this married whore fucked this dork at business retreat for job promotion?

I confess that I just returned a few hours ago from a trip abroad and on the longest leg of the flight home I fucked one of the flight attendants in a bathroom. It was my first time fucking on a plane and the first time I've fucked a flight attendant.

Somewhat long story short, about 30 minutes into the flight she came around with drinks. I ordered two vodkas and a tonic water. I noticed a wrist bracelet she was wearing because my wife has one too (animal rescue stuff) so I asked her about it. Turns out she is based in my city. Some quick, discreet flirting at that point turned into her finding a reason three separate times over the next couple hours to come back to my seat (aisle, business class). Once to ask if I would like more vodka or tonic, once to ask if I wanted a blanket and the third (and this was where it got interesting) to "remind" me where the bathrooms were located. That caught me off guard, because she actually squatted down and whispered in my ear, and when she said it, she winked and sorta pointed with her head. By this point, the cabin was dark and most people were sleeping. I just sat there, a little stunned, watching her walk away, but everything became crystal fucking clear when I watched her go into the bathroom that she nodded towards. What the fuck, if I didn't get that clue, I figured I'd either be a queer or really fucking stupid.

So I got up and went to the bathroom. I admit I kinda panicked as I lightly knocked on the door, afraid I had misread the signals or that another flight attendant or a passenger would see me go in and know she hadn't come out.

But the door opened and I saw her smiling and she motioned to come in with one finger while she had the same finger on her other hand doing the shhhhh thing on her lips. I went inside and holy shit what a tight squeeze. But all the better to be close. The ONLY words spoken before I left were when she said, "I'm glad you got my hint," and when I said, (like a total dork) "I can't believe you hinted!" And I also said something dumb about her pussy being the wettest ever. Ok, so I'm not George Fucking Clooney, so what.

So she lifted her skirt for me and pulled off her thong. I swear to god I could smell her pussy and feel the heat of it and her ass on my face. My dick went from zero to 60 instantly. I was behind her the whole time and the second I dropped my pants and shorts she backed into me, doing the whole arched back thing like a pro. I spread her ass apart and fingered her just enough to rub her cream around her pussy and asshole and boom, slid right in. She slammed against me and my ass was mashed right against the (very cold) wall. That's how tight the space was. She pushed, but not really back and forth, more in a circular, grinding motion that felt soooo amazing. I can usually hold out as long as necessary, but I don't think more than 5 minutes elapsed between my knock on the door and me zipping up my fly.

No words were spoken even after I came. We just looked at each other's faces in the mirror the whole time we put ourselves back together. She was smiling like a fucking Hollywood star and I was smiling like the superdork I am, trying to catch my breath, but not wanting to breathe through my mouth because all I could think about at that point was that I ate Italian for dinner before the flight.

Her pussy wasn't the tightest, and her body wasn't the best, but her circular grinding motions and, of course, the shocking surprise of it all, made this without a doubt the very best fuck of my entire life, and that includes my wife of 14 years.

The best part may be that I didn't ask and she didn't offer her last name or any other contact info. Something about that semi-anonymity turns me on like crazy!

In high school I loved to fuck the nerd girls. I was no stud but I was good looking enough to score a cheerleader. But I only dated the dumb bitch for a few weeks before I dumped her, she wasn't even good in bed.
I would flirt and ask out the nerds and dorks. They would give it up so much faster the hot chicks. Plus some of them didn't mind me seeing other girls as well.
Even now in college I still go after them, My current girl is footing the bill for comic con next year. We play WOW together and she DM's one of our games. She's BI so but I haven't gotten her to agree to an open relationship or a threesome. Yet.

SUper Sexy Dork Bait! Lets Get Her Naked! SOMEONE RECORD IT! http://www.stickam.com/elizmaybell

Hey dudes! I found an awesome trick for making you looks smarter on the internet. Its kind of like wherein glasses in real life only better because people won't think you're a dork. It's relay simple.

All you gotta do is put a blank line in your posts every few sentences! Just like that. They're called paragraphs. I herd some people say you're supposed to put the blank line aft3er an important point but I bet most people wont notice if you just put it anywhere. But it really work. Even if everything else you say is so stupid, you will look smarter just by doing that.

And guys have more. Another good way to look smart is if you hold down shift when you type the first letter of a sentence so it makes it bigger and inf of different looking.

Its supposed to make it easier to read or something but anyway I guarantee it makes you look smarter. Alright one more now. Theres this awesome program called Firefox and if you use it will automatically put a red line under misspelled words. Then all you gotta do is right-click it and then click word at the top of the menu.

i saw a stream of a porn but i dont know who she was or what the vid was called.
shes a brunette, younger, fit, perky tits.

it was a threesome.
and the scene they were acting in, was...
she was a dork (though shes hot) and these two jocks were fucking her and telling her to do stuff that would make her cool enough to hang out with them at school.

she did anal, DP,BJ, Deepthroating, facial,swallow, ATM
and then after they came on her face and she swallowed, they told her she was still a dork and that they cant hang out with her, she pretended to cry and threw up the cum she just swallowed on the bed because she hated them.

she was always acting nieve, saying, does this make me cool when i do this?

it was not an amateur vid, good lighting and actors were ripped.

it was hot and i wanna find out who she was

Guy posting there pathetic little peepers and pictures of women off Google you fucking losers 🤣 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆 look at my mom my sister my niece my step...... Shut the fuck up we all have Google and can get the same pictures to post as you ........ What a fucking bunch of dorks ..... You fucking beta males are fucking something else your testosterone levels are so low and estrogen levels so high and just an fyi your fucking balls are so tiny you will never get your adult cocks 😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂 your father would be ashamed but he's probably being fucked by you uncle 

What should be done with this Dork?