Looking for a porn video I use to watch,  where Jennifer white is a realtor, and tries evicting these black guys and ends up getting fuck instead, her friend checks on her and says "oh my god!" And is fucked also. I don't remember the name or the other actress. Was on heavy r porn at one point.

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my gf is a nurse and one of her nursing colleagues is a hot russian girl with a policeman for a bf. The russian girl is boy crazy and kinky and my gf finally suggested we do a couple swap or foursome. this russian girl has a tight little body and shes a bit of a fitness freak, so i was kinda excited at this prospect. unfortunately, despite the fact i weight train regularly and am quite strong, i also neglect cardio and i love food so im chubby and not exactly fit. im also only a short guy. so basically the russian nurse rejected the idea of having sex or any sexual interaction with me. she is only interested in guys she finds hot, and that does not include me. but she said she liked the idea of a threesome with my gf and she wouldnt mind if i watched, as long as she didnt have to do anything with me.

long story short the russian nurse and her policeman bf came around last night. the bf was over 6 foot tall and solidly built. whats more he was absolutely ripped. im just over 5 foot, fat and hairy. and while im stronger than the average guy, this policeman was just outright strong, much stronger than me.

i watched as this cop made out with both his own and my gf. the making out turned into heavy petting, then groping and after a while both girls were taking turns sucking his cock. all i was doing was sitting down watching. it was hot but also incredibly awkward. finally my gf whispered to me that she could tell i was feeling awkward and that it was distracting her, she told me to either strip off and masturbate or just leave house for a while. i kind of took offense to this, but i submitted. i didn't want to leave so i took my clothes off and started jerking off. this led the two girls to a fit of giggles. the copper seemed unfazed, though he was obviously feeling very 'alpha' about the situation. i started jerking my cock and my gf started fucking her friends bf. the russian nurse seemed to enjoy the fact that her bf had emasculated me. i came before the cop had finished with my gf. my gf told me to lick up my cum. i obeyed and i heard the russian girl say 'oh my god'.

my gf seemed to orgasm, dismounted the policeman, and than began sucking him again. she told him to give her everything he had. he fucked her face (I had done this once or twise with my gf when we were first going out but she always stopped me before long) until she was gagging all over his cock, but she didn't let him stop. when he was ready to cum she made sure to stop sucking and open up wide for him so i could see every shot of cum go into her mouth. she played with it in her mouth for a while, even dribbled a bit of it onto her hand and then licked it up again (she has not once tasted my cum, and she usually doesn't even give me a blowjob). she then cleaned his cock and balls up with her tongue. she then went up to me and kissed me while fondling my dick. i came again over her leg. she scooped it up with her hand and for a minute looked like she was going to lick it up, but instead she forced it into my mouth, and then told me to go shower.

i didn't want to face the russian nurse or the policeman again so i stayed in the shower for ages. when i was out they had left (my gf was still there). things have been awkward since then and we haven't really spoken properly since. probably have a conversation tomorrow about it. the weird thing is this has come out of nowhere. if anyone in our relationship has been dominant it has been me. ocassionally my gf tries to 'dominate' me in company out of humour, which normally ends in me chastising her publically. for her to dominate me for real, and for me to submit, was out of character for both of us. obviously i agreed to this situation though knowing i would be cuckolded to some degree, the thought quite honestly turned me on.

Lets get those X-ray gods to reveal my barber...shes such a cutie @sexxxerray

To The Cunt Across the street and her shitty kids.

I don't believe in hitting women, but god damn it Paula one of these days Im gonna bounce your fucking head of a car wind shield. Sorry you got knocked up by every Nigger west of the Fucking African Continent, sorry that your husband finally saw the light and left you for learning none of your shitty kids are his, both of you being white and with monkeys for children should have been his first fucking sign you spread your legs for any Gold Tooth Monkey with a criminal background, and it pains me to no fucking end Unemployment cut you off after learning you were selling acid on the down low and your current Nigger boyfriend is doing time for a kid sex beef.
But the next fucking time you slam your rusty piece of shit car into my mail box, I am gonna kick you in the fucking tax rebate box you call your pussy! And for fuck sake, clean up your god damn yard, tell your shitty kids to stop setting fires on this block. And dont give me that, 'aint my kids' THERE ARE NO OTHER FUCKING HALF BREED KIDS ON THIS BLOCK! THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THE EFFORT TO RUN AWAY, I KNOW, I CAUGHT LITTLE ASPIRIN OR TYLENOL OR WHAT EVER THAT LITTLE SHITS NAME IS SETTING FIRE TO A TIRE AND ROLLING IT DOWN A HILL.

I HOPE TO CHRIST, SOCIAL SERVICES TAKES THEM AWAY FROM YOU. FUCK IT, EXPECT THEM IN THE MORNING, ONE LOOK AT YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AND 9 MONKEYS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FINALLY SEE MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

now i feel better

I confess to having an amazing weekend. The lady and I had a nice day out and about. A bit of shopping, a movie, sushi, wine, and a nice big doobie to finish things off. She had her "monthly visitor" but I wasn't worried, she's very diligent in making sure I'm taken care of. So, when she asked me to come up to the shower, I knew I was about to get my cock sucked...
We went up stairs, I started the shower, she stripped down. Her sexy tiny frame and sweet little a-cups exposed to the air and my eyes got me instantly aroused. One of those sweet little bodies that I could stare at, rub on, and lick for the rest of my life. We started kissing as we entered the shower. The steam was no match for the heat radiating from my body as I knew that it was "me time," and I was about to receive the amazing oral skills of a woman who's spent years honing her skills on me. Needless to say, I was already getting hard.
She gently cleaned my cock, stroking it with the perfect speed and grip that only one who truly knows you can. Then, she slipped her hand into the crack of my ass and began washing it, rather feverishly. I knew she was getting ready to shove her face in there, and my body began to tingle. It was far from the first time she'd use her skilled little tongue on my ass. She loved it when I did, and happily returned the favor... often.
But, what happened next, I didn't see coming. After using her mouth on my now fully erect cock, she turned me around. I brimmed with anticipation of that sweet tongue working my ass. She slowly stroked my cock, now dripping with precum, as she worked wonders from behind me. Tongue licking up and down, poking just barely inside of me. Fast, then slow, slower, than too fast. Every change of her tongue matched by the opposite with her hand. It was heaven.
Then, out of nowhere, her fingers slipped from playfully rubbing my cheeks, to the inside of my crack. The anticipation of a new sensation was almost too much. Her finger slowly slipped inside of me. At first, I was suprised to find that, thanks to our silky bodywash, there was no pain. It was awkward at first, but as I began to feel shivers run through me, I knew that I had begun to enjoy it.
She started slowly moving in and out of me, quickening subtly over time. When she fully inserted her finger and pressed upward... I felt as though I was cumming on the spot. But, to my surprise I did not. She began to move her finger on that spot over and over again, while ever so slowly stroking my raging hardon. She whispered, "does it feel good?" "Oh my God, Yes, Don't fucking stop!," was all I could muster as my body began convulsing with pleasure. And as she quickened her hand and her finger, I simply couldn't stand it any more. I came with the force of a thousand suns, and watched my cum fly out of me in spurts that I haven't seen since I was a teenager. She spun me around and suckled on my pulsing cock until I told her that if she didn't stop, I wouldn't be able to catch my breathe.
Needless to say, I can't wait until our next shower...
So friends, how was your weekend??

God damn 

Ubuntu 11.10

Oh my fucking GOD this thing is a mess. No "classic" desktop?! Can not create application launchers? No System Tray? Can't change the size of my mouse cursor? Can't edit themes? Unfucking believably huge fucking toolbar on the left side (almost unconfigurable). This thing is like a Toys-R-Us version of Linux! Why the FUCK can't I edit settings anymore?!

Did Microsoft pay Canonical to create this disaster?

Thank god they blocked the word "child" on here. Motherless has a lot of shit on here that shouldn't even be on the internet, but I'm glad to see at least they are protecing innocent children.

I just learned about the unified field in quantum mechanics, it's really awesome and tells how beyond the atomic is the nuclear level, beyond that is some grand unified field, and beyond that is "The Plank Field" or "the unified field" which is scientifically proven to be pure conscious awareness, and is the source of all matter and that intent can shape matter through transendental meditation. Dont beleive me? Look up "Unified Field" on google or youtube and you will be amazed that "god" has been discovered through science not only that but a couple good movies about it are "the secret" and "what the bleep" down the rabbit hole

Hot hot stepdaughter
#1I confess that my 28 year old stepdaughter gets me sexually aroused. She has turned into such a beautiful woman. Every time I see her I get an instant hard on. I dream of cumming on her pretty face.
Recently that dream became reality.
My stepdaughter no longer lives in the same city as us so I don't see her often. But when I do I get an instant bone.
Recently my stepdaughter was in to town to visit us and friends for a few days. We still had her old room setup in the basement so she had a place to stay.
On the 2nd night of her visit she was going out for drinks with some friends. She was all dolled up wearing a tight little black dress. She was so hot. A friend picked her up and off they went. My wife and I stayed home and watched some tv.
Later in the evening my stepdaughter called us asking if we could pick them up because they drank way too much. So we jumped in the SUV and picked up her and 2 of her friends. We dropped her friends off then proceeded home. When we got there the stepdaughter was unable to walk on her own. We helped her to the house and downstairs to her room. We turn on the lamp on the nightstand in her room so we could see. We sat her on the bed. She fell back onto the bed and out pretty much out immediately. Still wearing that little back dress. We left her there and went back up to the main floor.
I wanted to finish watching a movie but my wife was tired and wanted to go to bed. So she went to our room which was upstairs. So my wife is upstairs, stepdaughter downstairs and I'm on the main floor watching a movie. But thinking about my stepdaughter.
I'm rubbing my hard cock over my pants thinking of her. I then pull my cock out and start stroking thinking about how much I want to unload on her pretty face. Then it dawn's on me. Why just think about it. I get up off the couch and head downstairs stroking my cock the entire time.
I enter her room. The lamp is still on. Not a bright lamp but enough that I could clearly see my stepdaughter lying there. Still in the same position we left her. On the left side of the bed lying flat on her back.
I'm a few feet away from her stroking my cock. Slowly getting closer until I'm right up to the bed. I'm now stroking my cock right above her face. My god she is so hot. I'm going to cum. So I stop stroking and turn around and walk away thinking cumming on her is a bad idea. But I turn back and look at her and I can't resist. I go back to the side of her bed and slowly stroke my cock over her face. Every time I'm getting close to cumming I stop stroking for a few moments.
Eventually I get the nerve to touch her face with the head of my cock. I lightly touch her forehead and quickly pull my cock away. My cock got even harder. I repeat this touching different areas of her face with my cock. Her nose, left cheek, chin. I was scared to touch her lips thinking she would wake. Eventually I did touch her lips. She didnt wake.
These were just very quick and light touches. I escalate more. I'm now stroking my cock while rubbing it on her face. From forehead to nose to cheek and mouth. I have never been this horny before. I am going to explode but I tell myself that I will stop and turn away before I cum.
It's too late. As I'm rubbing my cock on her left cheek I explode. Across her left cheek and over her lips. I then shoot a stream of cum on her nose and between the eyes. The a couple of more streams on her forehead and in her hair. Then I went back to her mouth with the last few drops between her lips.
When finished I smeared my load allover her face with my cock the gave her a couple of slaps on the face with my cock. Maybe too hard. She regained consciousness briefly. She looked at me and saw my cock which was still very close to her face. She wiped some cum from her left eye then rolled on her side and went back to sleep.
I left thinking how am I going to explain this. I was sure she would tell her mother. The next morning my stepdaughter had a shower first thing in the morning washing off any evidence. We sat at the breakfast table and no one mentioned it. I don't think my stepdaughter knew what happened. She was incoherent.
I have never been that horny and excited in my life.