confessions... i got one for ya, im here for one reason the bitchs.
the little ones the littler one and the small ones. MWAHAHAHA! AAHAHAHA!
motherless masterpiece theater..
Big ups ta all my homies at /b/, keep it moral play'a.

I got my homie lined up ready to spit roast my wife and another one after that

Los Angeles downtown trying to get my Homie cross eyed clouded and come load bread by AS many bigge dick dudes AS I I can fire hit me up … near the old Midtowne slab..   

after all fucking hump day ! 

Look at that dirty whore passed out on the couch! Yo homies, get your asses over there and fuck that slut like the whore she is. Fuck that cunt so hard that can't take no more and shoot your cum in her twat and fill it so full that it oozes cum everywhere!

Hey vatos, que paso? I was a merc in the Mexican Special Forces. We were responsible for hunting down illegal burrito smugglers. I got into a lot of scary situations, but always came out on top. (sometimes covered in salsa, sometimes in pico-de-gallo) The Mexicans now want me to accept a medal for bravery! I was one of 7 who didn't quit in the first week. Now I'm thinking of joining the Zetas, and getting some real jack for my mad burrito hunting skills. Got some cool homies I'm down with, so I might get down on that. Adios.

need some help xraying this girl, i grew up with her and always wanted to see what she's hiding. i know theres some good xray homies here, hopefully you can help me out :)

I confess that I fucked my only black homie's gf in the ass on my 21st birthday, when we were drunk. True story. A big group of us had came back to her house after leaving the bar, and after a few minutes of drunk fighting with her bf, he left with most of the group to get ahold of some coke. Left at the house were me, her, her bf's older brother, and my broskie Jimmy. Now everyone went to pass out, me and Jimmy in the living room, and "Summer" passed out on her bed, with her bf's brother sleeping on the floor next to it. Well, im drunk enough and horny enough after the bar to see if I can take advantage of the drunken argument and I ninja my way into the bedroom and past the bf's brother, "Tom." Summer is tall and mostly skinny, white/native alaskan mix, all around attractive, nice medium ass and b tits. And shes passed out in her thong, with full clothing above her waist. I poked her a couple times to see if she was awake enough to ask for a blowjob but she was straight passed out. Being drunk, I started feeling up her ass, to see if she was faking. I knew she wasnt when I slid her thong aside, lubed up my finger and stuck it up her ass, nice and slow until I reached the knuckle. Barely a moan, so I started finger fucking her ass, which by the way was perfectly clean, not a shit stain to be seen. Fucking perfect. After a minute of that, suddenly I felt warm wetness on my hand and realized she had started pissing all over herself and my hand. Just then, as I pulled my finger out of hed butthole I felt something following it, and a couple seconds later she shit out a perfect oval turd, spotlessly ejected. This kinda killed my buzz, but I was still hammered and horny. So I rolled her over, out of her piss, and picked up her turd with a paper tosel and tossed it. The least I could do, after finger fucking her butthole till she shit herself. Then I positioned her the way I wanted, lubed up my cock and slid that shit balls deep into her, and slow fucked her asshole formabout 15 minutes until she started to moan, which made Tom start moving. Just about this time, I had enough and busted a fat hot nut into her booty, then hopped up and went back to the living room. She comes out of the bedroom a couple minutes later, thong around her ankles and still drunk as fuck, apparently, as she walked over to the couch and sits down on top of passed out Jimmy, whos sprawled on the couch. Even worse, shes mumbling about having to use the bathroom. Thankfully, I steer her to the bathroom before she takes the monster shit she dreamed she was having when I was fucking her in the ass a few minutes earlier. She almost shit on Jimmy!!! Fuck... and she never even noticed all the jizz she farted out in the toilet. After that she went back to her room and layed down next to Tom and passed the fuck back out. And I went to taco bell. Never heard the story about her shitting and pissing the bed that fine evening. The End.

many nigga homies should have fun with this white fuckmeat

Homies sister let me take a picture of her sweaty butthole and puss while we were out on a jog I’m thrilled!!

Who would you duck first me(I'm white) or my homie

I tried to do some gay shit but my homie dick was too big so I said stop. He wouldn't stop. The next day he came to apologize but best me up and took my ass again. 12 inches is so hard to take. Should I Still be his friend?