My sexy wife. How many jars of peanut butter would it take for her to go back to college? If you were alone with her, what food would you wear on your face?

Remember when all you needed to jack off was A greasy jar of Vaseline and A Sears catalog? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I confess that I'm s sick fuck and like to stick pickles up my butt and walk around with them all day in my anus.Then come home and finger them out while jacking off on the toilet.My girlfriend has caught me and is disgusted by it but I can't help myself from doing it .I go through 5 jars of pickles a week .Any help would be appreciated.

My wife stood before me with some items in front of her. Without a word, she emptied a large jar of mayonnaise and proceeded to fill the empty jar with rocks right to the top, rocks about 2" diameter, then asked me if the jar was full. I agreed that it was.

She then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them in to the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. My wife then asked me if the jar was now full. I agreed that, yes, it was.

She then poured a bag of sand into the jar with the result that the sand filled up the remaining spaces between the rocks and pebbles.

"Now," said my wife, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your wife who loves you, your health, your children - anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed. The pebbles are the other things in life that matter, but on a smaller scale. The pebbles represent things like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. Your X-box, football, the pub, porn. If you put the sand or the pebbles first, there is no room for the rocks. The same goes for your life.

If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff, material things, you will never have room for the things that are truly most important."

I was dumbfounded.
Where was she going to get more mayonnaise from for my sandwich?

I confess there is a bottle of dijon mustard in my refrigerator that I've been stroking loads into for a few months now. There are probably ten or fifteen loads of cum mixed thoroughly into the mustard. Last night my wife emptied the jar, using it in a recipe for a dish she's taking to a holiday party at her job today. Wish I could be there to see the ladies she works with unknowingly slurping down my cum. Does anyone else have similar stories?

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I confess that tonight I stayed late at the office until everyone was gone. Before I left, I decided to open my co-worker's desk (she sits in a cubicle behind me) and proceeded to beat off till I came in a jar of peanut butter she keeps in there for a snack.

I can't wait till the next time she has some!

I confess I was air-dropped into the mountains of central Laos to find a suitable site for an airfield base. I scoured the mountainous, forested terrain on foot and finally found an ideal valley near the Plain of Jars.

I did not expect that my confession of masturbating men in a sperm clinic would be so well received, thanks guys, I would like masturbation places to exist, some private with very sexy girls, other public volunteers with average girls, doing social service, and serving criminals condemnation of masturbating strangers, haha, it would be very funny to see them, I am always a volunteer on farms, I love making studs unload, when I have dates I tell them, hey I masturbate you, some don't believe me and others had a nice day, yes If a guy asked me, I would just do it, once a guy asked me as a joke, and I masturbated him, I also keep the semen samples, I have jars full of sperm in my room, it's also good to eat, and an excellent facial mask, the boys after downloading become tender, girls to masturbate, the violence would end

I've been doggy sitting for my mother in law. I go over and let her dogs out 3 times a day while she is out of town been doing it for 5 days now. She loves Greek yogurt and has a freshly opened jar in her fridge. Each time I go over it let her dogs out or feed them. I grab the jar and jack off and cum in it I mix it up each time. /9 far I have cum in it 8 times tomorrow will be #9 or 10# hopfully 10. Even tho I will most likely not see her eat it just the thought alone that she will turns me on.

Pic of my wife for attention.

I confess i cum in my sister in-laws chip dip and watch her eat it. ive cum in her salad dressing jars too