while dropping of some clothes for my ex girlfriend at her mothers I was having a coffee when she asked me if I had ever dressed up as a women on a stag or boys do, I said just the once. she said would I do it for her as she really got turned on, I kind of did a good panic and made my excuses. Since the ex and I had split up when I bumped into the her mum we had a chat and did the pleasantries, she then asked me if I had changed my mind about dressing up as a women I shocked myself when I said I might. Since then over the last couple of months I visit her and she makes me up and I wear what she picks after she plays a little domination we have sex which is as hot as hell. I feel as lucky as you can get. When I leave as a man again it is as if I have been on another planet. Mam in law was happy for me to write this said she got a buzz from the thought of other people reading about our bit of fun.
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I am a married guy, with a family, my wife and I havent made love with each other since the year 2000, maybe this is because I am Bi, and a bottom, and sub`ish, I get good sex with guys and convincing TVs, I do suffer with difficullty getting / keeping a hard on, though I have had some comments from some guys saying that Thats a nice one,when i am hard,( with Viagra ) though i shy away from a female if sex is offered as i have no confidence in my cock, and if i was asked to use a condom, well i would never get it on,as i would not be able to maintain any erection, I like car park sex and dark rooms in gay bars and being chased or chatted up and then fucked by someone, I also love poppers. Also like mild BDSM, and have tried water sports with females once tried to fist a female fanny the feeling was fantastic and i would love to try again as i didnt manage to get my large fist in her, like to meet Bi couples, to play with him and her at the same time = great, I dont own any "Toys", but have had a but plug in me, I also meet a Domm Guy recently who used nipple chains / clamps on me and lots of poppers , it was the best experiance i hve ever had to date !. it took me from this planet to the next.
Clif Schneider is the biggest piece of shit mutt to ever walk the planet.
If everyone (human) on this planet commited sucicide all at the same time, think of the problems it would solve. No wars, no human deseases, no taxes, no prisons,no IRS and shall I go on? No mother inlaw, no boss, no sore dicks, no walmart. I am a genius!
i confess all alien movies are bullshit. none of them accurately portray the real reasons why and/or how extraterrestrials would make contact with Humans.
- the only reason aliens would bother with insects like us is to reproduce. to spread and keep their race going. our planet is useless to them, too polluted to be harvested. war would be pointless.
*alternative*
-majority of species on Earth are microrganisms. so realistically, our first contact with extraterrestrials would be that with a foreign-stellar microrganism.
With all of the talk of drones and UAP, I'm prompted to write what happened to me on a lonely road a few years back.
I was driving, it was during the day and I saw something in the middle of the road just kind of hovering there. So of course I slowed my car down and stopped probably 100ft or more from this silverish saucer shaped craft. My car started acting strange and sputtered out, and with a brilliant flash of light there were these two beautiful blonde women standing in front of my car, seemingly caressing each other. They looked right at me, I felt nervous but also amazed at how gorgeous they were. I picked up my phone and snapped a picture - and that's all I remember. I have 4 hours of missing time - but I also have very erotic dreams of these two women which feel very real.
In the dream I'm on some kind of metal table, their hands glide over my body and I try to move but I can't. I can see and feel that I'm naked, and these two insanely beautiful women are smiling at me and softly caressing my skin. They lower some kind of device from the ceiling onto my privates - it's like a vacuum cleaner or something - but it instantly made me ejaculate in massive amounts. I came so hard it hurt - and I kept cumming, over and over. I was drained completely. They pulled the mechanism off of my cock, and one of them got a type of glass tube and collected the dribbling cum from the head of my dick.
I tried to speak to them, but I couldn't. In my own voice, in my head I heard "You're ok, relax," and I saw pictures of them kissing in my head too. So I kind of made the connection that they were a couple, that they were together - perhaps wives.
I laughed to myself, "lesbians in space abducting me..."
Then I got an image in my head of all three of us having an orgy, "we're not lesbians, we love all genders."
I got the impression from them that they could fuck me, but they wouldn't get pregnant from me if I came in them because my sperm somehow has to be "treated" in a certain way, but also that they were going to "treat" my sperm so both of them could have babies.
Then I wake up - it's a re-occurring dream. Sometimes it's a little different - but mostly it's the same dream. In a lot of ways I wish they would have taken me with them... because I'd rather be traveling the stars with two sexy babes than living on this shithole of a planet. I think their concern is that my emotional state probably couldn't handle it - especially since they're more mature as a species. And I know I'm making assumptions but it's like a 'knowing' - like I've been told this.
Anyway - it's just a story. Peace.
My gf's best friend is the biggest bitch I have ever met. Pretty much everyone that knows her is in agreement with me. We absolutely hate each other and I find it hard to be civil anytime she is around. The problem is that her bitchiness makes her smoking hot to me and I fantasized about her when I was with my gf. This girl owns a restaurant with her husband, so one night I went there and sat at the bar till closing and it ended up just being me and her alone with the doors locked. She was really annoyed with me and kept hinting it was time to leave. I was alittle drunk by now and told her if we could do a shot together I would tell her my reason for being there. Well we did several shots as I confessed my attraction and my fantasies. She was not impressed at all and promptly showed me the door. As i was just about to walk out I grabbed her and tried to kiss and as she pushed me away we both tripped on a stool and fell. While on the floor I tried to kiss her again and this time she kissed me back. That was the hottest kiss ever! After dreaming of this and finally feeling her tongue, that was fucking heaven! We went upstairs to her office and ripped each others clothes off and she practicly shoved my face between the sexiest legs I've evr seen. I have to say when I would fantasize about her it was always a hard grudge type fuck, but this was not the case. After i licked her to orgasm I climbed on top made slow and sensual love to her. The kind where you kiss passionately and stare into each others eyes. It was so amazing and passionate that I came inside her without either of us saying a word. Afterwards we layed there kissing and touching before we went at it again. The girl I hated last week with every fiber of my being is now the girl that I love and lust for more than any woman on the planet. This is my true confession and it feels damn good to get it off my chest.
We are the most cruel species on the planet; especially to one another.
i confess that i watched the RUSH "time machine" blu ray tonight and it was sick. there are not 3 men on the planet who play as hard as those 3. lick my nuts if you don't agree. neil peart will rape your daughter. granted, most of you would enjoy that...
I confess
# 1 Every person on this planet is raised to be "straight". Religion society and the media program/mental conditioning/stalkhome syndrom/brain wash men in thinking gay is bad. Gay men are represented as hyperfeminin flamboyant and utterly obsessed with sex. Point being most gays can't relat to this thus they think they are not gay... Gay men are more then capable of having sex with women excluding the impotent. Sadly its not hard to ... a chick. Most gays go thru that phase and usually lasts their intire life. The scary part is these men think they are invinceable. Ex if he doesn't think hes gay he can't catch sti's normally associated with being gay...
#2 Contrary to statistics over 70% of men are gay. 80% are and will remain closeted for their lifetime... what most closet gays don't understand being gay is NOT a choice regardless of how hard you try aka marriage children...
#3 The word bisexual is a copping mechanism. Falling back to point #1 if you can't relat you must not be... unfortunitly gay is NOT a choice it is 100% genetic usually passed down from the father. The world makes being gay a joke people are being prosecuted in russia the middle east for example... Even more terrifying only gays hate gays.
I am going to use my secret weapon.
It will turn the entire world and everything in it computer files.
I will then delete everything I deem unworthy.
Cleansing this horrible planet.
Allowing for a brighter future.
And a society run by intellectuals.
Such as myself.