I have a confession... I had just recently moved and to meet some locals I started using Tinder. Well, I had quite a few matches and I decided to meet up with one incredibly hot fresh 21 yr old girl. We went to a pretty classy Irish Pub, started shooting the shit and having quite a few drinks. While in the restroom something came over me and I was like fuck this isn't going anywhere, what the fuck do I do? So, I walk back out and begin flirting with the mediocre female bartender. The woman I'm there with begins to catch on, so she begins to flirt with some random Joe Schmo from the bar. After a few more drinks we're nearing closing time, and now I have not only the bartender at my beck and call but now the bar's manager a decent looking mid aged woman that is ready to go to my place and the drop of a hat. So, thinking that we're absolutely done and that meeting up with this woman was a waste of time, I drunkenly decided to be blunt with another female bartender whom I couldn't stop starring at. I literally ask her, "When do I get to see you out of those work clothes?" and to my surprise she replies "The girls and I are going to my house to drink and sit in the hot tub, you're more than welcome to join." Completely fucking shocked, and at this point piss fucking drunk, I follow her to her house stumble in and look around to find that her roommates are two older lesbians. She asks me if I'd like to hop into the hot tub or head to bed since I was pretty tanked. I said either or is fine and she leads me to her bedroom, we start making out she does the classic chubby check and starts stroking my dick. Next thing I know someone is banging at the door, low and behold its the fucking bitch from Tinder. She had followed me to this woman's house, and demanded I speak to her. So, my intoxicated ass throws a fit and asks if she can go speak to the woman for me and tell her I'm sleeping or something of the sort, not knowing the type of woman I was with she answers the door saying something like "in the middle of a fuck session can I help you?" and the woman replies "Can I join, the only reason I went out with him was in hopes to get fucked" So, I don't really remember too much at this point, but some foggy memories of these two girls making out with my dick in between their mouths, and some odd sexual interpretation of the human centipede. I woke up to a splitting fucking headache and 4 naked women in a place that I had never seen before, I tried to sneak out embarrassed I may not have performed at my peak potential and I accidentally awake one of the roommates who asks why I'm leaving so soon, there is still breakfast and morning sex to have. I heard bacon and couldn't leave, so while she's cooking breakfast I'm having the hair of the dog that bit me trying to snuff out this hangover as soon as possible, and I ask what the hell happened last night. She replies with a chuckle and "I figured you wouldn't remember much" turns around walks towards me dropping a plate of flapjacks and bacon in front of me, saying "We'll just have to reenact it then won't we?"

Long story short, first time ever having sex and not remembering. I am now dating the girl from Tinder, and we occasionally still have "parties" with the bartender and her roommates along with some new talent.

We went out drinking with some friends a while back and ended up at a sex club because he wanted to get fucked by a group. My guy got trashed. We rented this little room that looked like a jail cell. I got him naked, blindfolded and tied into a sling. I forgot to bring lube so I went out to get some and I thought the door locked behind me when I left. But, when I got back I could hear him moaning and groaning and when I opened the door there was this big tank of a man power pounding his ass with a dildo. My guy was saying my name and begging me to do it harder and faster so I realized he thought it was me. I whispered to the guy and told him that my guy was drunk and he thought it was me doing it to him, his eyes went wide and he apologized and asked what I wanted him to do. Keep in mind he never slowed down with that dildo. I thought about it for a minute and It was hot so I told him that I was just going to pretend I was not back yet. He smiled, and got even faster and harder with the dildo. After a few minutes he whipped out his huge dick and slammed it all the way in and started jack hammer fucking him by pulling all the way out and slamming back in. He grabbed my guys dick and balls and used them as handled to pull him in harder and faster. He handed me a bottle and motioned for me to get him to sniff it. I thought it was poppers, whatever it was after a few sniffs he was out. The guy asked if he could get a couple of his friends to come and fuck him too, and I said fuck yes. A couple turned out to be eight, apparently they were one of the local rugby team. The fuck him over and over again filling his ass with cum. That night was wild.

I confess I sucked the propane guy's dick.

*THIS IS GAY - NO BASHING*

Yesterday the man that comes to fill my dad's propane tank came to the house. Usually he doesn't knock and just goes into the back to do his thing. Yesterday he knocked...while I was in the middle of jerking off and super horny.

I pulled on some pants fast and raced downstairs, my face still flushed and answered the door. My bulge was showing when I answered it and the man immediately looked at it then looked at me with a slight grin.

"Here to fill your tank," he said. "name's Mike."

Mike had a dark moustachem straggly hair and stood about 6 ft 4. He had a big gut and was very hairy.

Since it was gonna take a couple minutes and I was really horny I invited him in for a cup of coffee, he agreed.

After about a minute I decided to make my move.

"I'm gonna go change, be right back," I said.

I went to my room which was right next to where Mike was drinking his coffee and left the door wide open. He went to stop the pump and came back in. I saw him peeping his head when I was completely naked and then got enough courage to say;

"You could come in if you'd like"

Mike was infuriated by this, stomping in and asking me if I thought he was a fag, which I replied of course with no. I was still naked and he had gotten behind me. I felt the texture of his jeans and his cold belt buckle ride up and down my ass as he forced my head down onto my bed.

"Imma make YOU the fag," he whispered in my ear.

When I thought he was about to rape me, he pulled my hair and forced me down to his unopened zipper.

"Kiss it through the jeans, girl."

I did

"Take it out now, real gentle."

I did

"Now open that pretty little mouth of yours."

I did

He started to jam his flacid cock into my mouth, I felt it growing inside my mouth. My saliva was everywhere, on his jeans, on my chest, the floor. He was pumping my face good until he stopped.

"Go get a cup," he demanded while stroking his 6 in cock.

I went quickly.

"Good, now suck those balls while I drain them"

I sucked them for a minute until he started cumming in the cup. He must have filled half the cup with my reward.

"Drink it, bitch." he stated.

I hesitated, which only lent me a slap in the face. I took it and drank it like a shot, not sparing a drop. As I was getting cleaned up, he stuck his middle finger in my ass and said.

"Next time"

ISSUE-can you permanently delete pics from your computer??

Ok, i am a normal porn loving guy. i come to this fucked up site because i find it amusing. the other day i saw a thread here which says you really can't permanently delete all pics from your computer, and to prove the point it said to download Recuva, which is a highly rated (by CNET)software that recovers deleted pics and other files. it made me NERVOUS. i have seen not just questionable material over the years, but also hard core old. some of it on this site.

i don't save pics. i never do. and i certainly do not save pics of old. but being the cautious guy i am, i have been using Window Washer software for years. it is suppose to permanently wipe clean all traces of deleted files (pics, emails, etc.). So i wondered, was this guy's thread correct? Are there really all these images of old still on my computer? What if the FBI comes knocking (for who knows what reason), or maybe a computer repair guy checks out my computer? if they use this Recuva software, or something like it, will they find illegal material on my computer? in other words, does my Window Washer software really work, or did i get ripped off for $35? one mistake on my part and my life is ruined. so are the lives of my wife and kids. i cannot take chances.

so i downloaded the Recuva and ran it on my computer. i choose the deep scan option. and i choose the option for it to recover only pics as i don't give a shit about emails and stuff. it took about 20 minutes. it came up totally clean. no old. every pic i saw that it recovered were pics that i had seen in the past few weeks since i last ran the Window Washer software.

Listen gang, i do not work for Window Washer. i am self employed. i am just giving you the heads up. if you are into porn, and if you come across questionable material, then you are absolutely CRAZY if you do not get Window Washer software, or something comparable, to wipe clean your hard drive. it's a snap to run. i do a deep clean anytime i come across questionable material. i let it run overnight. i do it on my work computer and home computer. buy the disk so you can load it on successive computers that you will buy over time. it costs less than a tank of gas. do not put it off.

that's my word to the wise, and to all you other shitheads like me.

Unlocked heavy tank division!!!.

i confess when i do the laundry in my apartment buiilding, whenever i see a cute girl in there i start up a conversation, lead them on a little, and wait for them to leave, then i go through their laundry and steal their cute little panties and tank tops and bras. i have a whole collection of the cute girls in my building. i live in hollywood too, so most of them are young models and actresses

Seriously wtf? I was watching a video of some hot young girls on stickcam and it was removed as i was watching it. You would think that if it violated the terms of use, it wouldn't have been uploaded in the first place. Would love to find that video. It was 3 girls 2 were in like red shirts and the other had a blue and white striped tank top and a animal (leopard?) print bra underneath. Help a guy out?

I lost count of how many times we fucked at work .me and her. ..some time she would grab my dick .in the middle of the hallway. .when did that I had to repay the favor so I would squeeze her ass ..start to kiss her..we would fuck on our break in one of the Rooms....this one time ..she was with her sister at the time .and she was working ..so we ended up staying in the hotel..in one of the Room I could get. .her sister was with us .thank God there was 2 beds..she slept in one and her and me in the other...time goes by and it's time for bed ..we fall asleep ..I wake like at 3 or 4 am ..and them both still slepping. .I grab my lil slut .and start to kiss her ..cheeks. neck shoulder. ..and again...till I kiss her lips..she latched on my mouth lil the slut that she is ...I start to kiss her ..all the while my other hand Is working her pajama and panties. ..I get her ass out and grab and squeeze it ..moving to her pussy. .no surprise that she was already wet ..she just gave me a lil kiss..and bit my neck ..I get love that shit..I get finger her until my hand get tired. .and turn her over on her side.and she sees her sister .and remembers.shes there..she doesn't stop me ..I slowly drive my dick head in her pussy. .and I hear her moan and lil a she stops ..I keep going and all she does is grab my neck and pull my hair..I began to pound her tight pussy.so much the bed started to rock and make noise I just heard her say. ...shhhh....but I kept going.. I finally uncovered us and I she her amazing body..pajamas. .half way down to her knees...and tits all hanging out of her tank top...and my dick in her pussy. .she grabs me so stop I take my dick out and start to play with her ass..with the tip of my head..and I start to split her tight hole ...she just grab on to me and I push her self onto my dick ..I fucked her slowly this time ..she was dripping wet and loving it..so much so she turned over and started to ride .me ..so good .I came . And I exploded in her womb ...we made so much noise..come to find out later from her sister that she saw the whole things.she smiled and said can't wait for my turn to get fucked like amanda. .she passed by and grabbed my dick and kissed me..I slid my hand on her ass as squeezed her cheeks apart so much so I could feel her wet pussy just ozzing ..

So my son and his wife have been divorced now for three years, long back story but not important and out of respect she has always called me dad when they got married
So she has stayed close with my wife and i because of family i go over her new place when ever the wife wants to send over food or gifts and when ever she needs things fixed around the house.

one weekend i had gone over to hang a new door for her it was the weekend my son had his family so after i finished it was late and she was out most the time shopping gym etc. she came in with pizza and a few other things and said let me clean up and we can eat i was like sure sounds good so she came out after a few and i have to say she looked pretty good in her sweats and tank top
we sat down to eat and she opened up wine and pored two glasses we talked for a while and she thanked me for the door and made the comment what we she do without me, i said i did not mind helping and she just said i know but really i appreciate everything you have done for me and the family over the years and made a small joke about how your son could never fix anything i rolled my eyes and just said yeah i know.

she got up cleaned the plates and put the food on the stove and said if i wanted anything else she would just leave it out, i said no i was good and i was going to get going No No No she grabbed the wine pored both of us the rest and said come sit with me OK so i moved over to the couch where she had plopped down and kept telling me about her day, next thing i know her hand was on my leg and she kept talking and her faced had moved closer to mine she was laughing at some stupid comment i made about the person on the show she had on the TV next thing i know our lips were locked and she was sucking my mouth and tongue telling me how hard it has been for her i was in shock but kept going with it my mind was saying WTF but i just could not resist her lips. After a few minutes of passionate kissing i started to say listen Sarah we cant and that was it her finger went to my lips and said shhh dad i have really been into you for a while

Our eyes locked and that was it she was undoing my pants i was tearing off her top and before you know it she had me naked she had just her panties on and we were like two horny animals sucking and fucking in every position that was possible she had said during it my god dad you are amazing and fuck me better than he ever did and other crazy shit i have not heard in a very long time

if anyone has had anything close to this happen to them let me know would like to hear about it or am i the only abnormal one here PS don't judge me on this

White leggings, VPL and a little tank top titty, trifecta!

"Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again" Had my astronaut suit on was all strapped in my pilot's seat but couldn't blast off until I filled the tank with some rocket fuel. Then I heard "T minus 10" and I INSTANTLY summoned William T Kirk and prepared to "BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE" Pussy eating marathon. Bout time we reached "The Final Frontier" 3 and a half hours had passed. She was all about done but my crew member had just stood up to salute her so the voyage continued for another 3 hours.