So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I confess last night I went over to the apartment of this guy I barley know and let him fuck the shit out of me.

We have several mutual friends and had talked on facebook/texted a bit before but I'd never actually met him in real life. It was him and some of his friends (one of our mutual friend's ended up showing up too) and we were drinking and smokin and just hangin out. As the night wore on he and I went into his room where we fucked loudly and roughly for like, two hours. He slapped my ass as hard as he could and pounded into my pussy like his life depended on it. He wanted to cum on my face but I didn't wanna ruin my makeup, so I took his whole cock in my mouth and swallowed up all his cum. When I got home later I realized he'd fucked me so hard I was bleeding!

Now my pussy is SOOO fucking sore and all I can think about is letting him fuck me again, even harder. I'd love for him to choke me:)

Where my San Diego peeps at? Hit me up.

Anyone know where to find more of this model?? Help plz!

does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

Where da hoez 2nite

Where should I cum on this cute teen?

How can i fuck her hard from behind? Like i get behind her but I cant get the hard motion its always slow and feels awkward. Is there any special position where I can fuck her hard and fast? Any videos showing this position?

Since I have seen several request come through on here, can someone find the full video for the PunishTube ad up top where there are the two small tit girls and a girl with huge tits in a shower sort of room?

Looking for a porn video I use to watch,  where Jennifer white is a realtor, and tries evicting these black guys and ends up getting fuck instead, her friend checks on her and says "oh my god!" And is fucked also. I don't remember the name or the other actress. Was on heavy r porn at one point.

Does anybody know where that one video went of the two teen girls on webcam where one was super hot and had big tits but the other one was a complete troll? The one with big tits played with her tits, put baby oil on them, and eventually started masturbating. She was also dancing to Hot and Cold by Katy Perry and kept asking the people on the other end if "you guys are cops." Any info on this video would be greatly appreciated!