I confess I wanna turn my girlfriend into a proper dirty little slut, to service men wherever and whenever while I watch, and if I'm not there to watch, she films it and posts it all over the internet for everyone to see what a whore she is. Alas, dreams never come true and she's frigid as fuck. FML
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09 May 2013 6:29PM
I always considered fuck pretty hot, myself, but ignoring your oxymoronic analogy, why is she still your girlfriend? Can't you do any better, or do you just like an "ice box"?
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13 May 2013 9:35AM
She's still my girlfriend because she's a psycho bitch and will probably kill herself if I left her.