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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Reach, trample
Whenever Aang and La attack, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control.

Aang has vigilance as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard.
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Aang.

Flash
Flying
When Aang enters, airbend up to one other target creature or spell.
Waterbend {8}: Transform Aang.

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

When you cast this spell, create a number of 1/1 black Fungus Zombie creature tokens named Cordyceps Infected equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Abby enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Partner—Survivors

As Abian, Luvion Usurper enters, you become Abian. (Your life total becomes equal to their loyalty. You can activate the loyalty abilities by spending or gaining life.)
[+3]: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
[+1]: Create a 3/2 red and green Spirit creature token.
[–X]: You deal X damage to any target.

This spell can't be countered.
Flying
You have protection from each of your opponents.

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.

Flying, ward {2}
{1}{W}{U}: Exile another target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying
Whenever you cast a creature spell without flying, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand. The duplicate perpetually gains flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Freerunning {U}{B}
Menace
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target."

{T}: Add {U} or {C}{U}. Spend this mana only to pay cumulative upkeep costs.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

When Adéwalé enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put an Assassin, Pirate, or Vehicle card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +2/+0 and has flying.

Lifelink
Raise — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you gained 7 or more life this turn, return that card to the battlefield instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card at random. If you discard a creature card this way, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield unless any player pays 5 life.

Deathtouch
{4}{U/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. It gains "At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand." Then put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
Conspire

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost {X} less to activate, where X is Agatha's power. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
{4}{R}{G}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample and haste until end of turn.

{R}: Add {B}.