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Target player discards a card at random.
Cycling {5}{U}{B}{R}
When you cycle this card, target player discards two cards at random.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by white creatures.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a white permanent.

All creatures have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Tap two other untapped artifacts you control: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 1

Seek two creature cards from among the top ten cards of your library, then shuffle. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

[–1]: Up to two target creatures you control each get +2/+1 until end of turn.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.
[–3]: You gain 5 life.
Escape — {4}{W}{W}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.

Choose a creature card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Target creature and all creatures that share a name with that creature gain echo {3} until the end of your next turn. (At the beginning of the upkeep of each of those creature's controllers, if that creature came under its owner's control since the beginning of their last upkeep, they sacrifice it unless they pay its echo cost.)

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Kicker {2}{W}
Flying
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, tap up to two target creatures.

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't, put a card from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Other creatures you control with flying get +1/+1.

{T}: Tap target creature with power 3 or less.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1.
Draw a card.

Freerunning {U}{B}
Menace
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.

Flying
Whenever The Traveling Postman deals combat damage to a player, choose Magic cards at random until you find one that creates a token other than a copy. Create a token of the type of your choice that card can create. (Many Magic search engines have "random card" functions.)

Trample

Vigilance, reach

Creatures blocking or blocked by this creature have lifelink.

Devoid
Other colorless creatures you control get +0/+1.

Return target creature card from a graveyard and target creature on the battlefield to their owners' hands.

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}: Scry 1."
Equip {1}

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater.
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. Scry 1.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, fold this plane in half. Draw cards equal to the number of times it's been folded. If you can't fold it, planeswalk.
Chaos: Completely unfold this plane. Each opponent discards two cards.