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Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Conspire

{1}{B}, Exile a card from your graveyard: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

First strike
{1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking this creature.

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

Whenever this creature enters or becomes the target of an Aura spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Disturb {W}{U}

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a page counter on this artifact.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of page counters on this artifact.

Offspring {4}
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Choose one —
• Look at the top five cards of target opponent's library, then put them back in any order.
• Look at the top five cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Entwine {U}

Phasing
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature phases out unless you pay {2}{G}{U}.
Whenever this creature phases in, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Cascade
You gain 4 life.

Players can't untap more than one artifact during their untap steps.

Each player chooses a land they control of each basic land type. Return those lands to their owners' hands.

Flying
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile a card from a graveyard.
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Once each turn, you may cast a spell from the top of your library if it shares a card type with a card exiled with this creature.

Vigilance
Whenever a creature you control enters, if its power is greater than this creature's power or its toughness is greater than this creature's toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and investigate.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Fear
Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.

{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, amass Orcs 2.

Flying, vigilance
Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever this creature attacks, if its power is 6 or greater, draw a card.

Flying
When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.