Funny Quilters

Quilters are known for their sense of humor! Here are some funny jokes and cartoons with a sewing, quilting or crafting theme. Some printables and games, too!
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Behind Every Great Quilter, there's a... ⋆ Scrapdash
Are you looking for a quilt guild in Florida?
Are you interested in learning more about making quilts or friends who are quilters? Perhaps someone to help you improve your quilting and piecing skills. Do you want to learn a new technique or gain a bit of quilting inspiration? If you would like to join a local group of creative people who do all these things, plus fun stuff like contests, challenges, swaps, and quilt shows, a quilt guild might be just what you are looking for. Visit Quiltguilds.com to find a guild or a quilt show near you.
Quilt Humor: Are you a Fabriholic?
There might be help for you! This is a self-test to determine if you are truly addicted to fabric or just a small-time collector by Fabric Collectors Anonymous. For more quilt humor, search #scrapdash
Quilt Humor: Behind Every Great Quilter
What do you think makes a great quilter? Here's a list of ideas and suggestions for why YOU are special. #scrapdash
Hoppy Easter - Jokes, Puns and Cartoons
Are you in the mood for silly? Here are some cute dad jokes and silly puns that you can feel safe telling to kids. #scrapdash
A Quilted Halloween Story ⋆ Phoebe Moon Quilt Humor
A Quilted Halloween Story. Find the clues in this free mystery quilt pattern. #quilt #quiltpattern #scrapdash
Fussy Cutting Quilt Blocks for a Mystery Quilt
This is the Tea and Crumpets Quilt Mystery! All the free clues are still available, don't worry. In this clue, we are fussy cutting square-in-a-square quilt blocks. But they are being matched up with a solid color! Who knows why? #scrapdash
St Patrick’s Day Whimsey and free quilt pattern
Free printable quilt pattern available by PDF download. This cute little tabletopper fits the space between window and ceiling - or that tiny side table with your remote. Make it in lots of different seasonal colors. Have you used this quilt in your house? Show me in the comments! #scrapdash
Hoppy Easter!  Jokes, puns and cartoons for quilters
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits. Q. What kind of book do baby rabbits like at bedtime? A. One with a hoppy ending. Q: Why are bunnies always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a March. And more! #scrapdash
Hoppy Easter!  Jokes, puns and cartoons for quilters
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny. Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold. Q. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A. A smarty pants. Q: What do you call a very smart bunny? A: An egghead. And more! #scrapdash
Happy Easter! ⋆ Scrapdash
Scrapdash is the place to find free how-to tutorials for quilt blocks and patterns which explain sewing and quilting techniques to beginners. Follow our fun and easy mystery quilts, too!
Behind Every Great Quilter is a...
This humorous article is a list of things a quilter really needs! #scrapdash
Behind Every Great Quilter, there's a... ⋆ Scrapdash
This question was posed to members of the Facebook Group last July. Here are some of their answers.great teacher (Jo W)Stack of Fabric (Stephanie A)work in progress, UFO”s, lots of fabrics and wheels turning. (Brenda A)closet full of works in progress! (Marilyn M)Fascination with fabric, shapes and color! (Cindy C)Another piece of history created (Christine M) click on the picture to read more at #scrapdash
Murphy's Law for Quilters ⋆ Scrapdash
Here are just a few: On any given day the number of employees in a quilt shop is inversely proportional to the number of customers needing quick attention.Every quilt will take twice as long as you expect and be ½ as beautiful (we are never satisfied).There are only 2 kinds of masking tape: that which won’t stay on and that which won’t come off.In cutting an intricate multi-piece block, your ruler will slip on the last side of the last patch. Read more at #scrapdash
Wednesday Whimsey with a bonus 1904 Star Quilt Block
Why you shouldn't brag about your kids (yes! I am kidding) and more quilt humor. #quilthumor #scrapdash