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a quote that reads, i put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until she apologies
an orange and white cat sitting on top of a table next to a quote that reads having cats is like babysitting drunk friends someone's always hungry, puking,
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the text reads i'm in home depot and some little kid called me an old fart so if you're missing your kid he's in the red
a black and white photo with the words have you ever paid bills so much that when you have money left over, you're like wf did i forget to pay?
a quote that reads, underwire broke and now i've got one bob in my pocket and the other one is hauling a taxi cab
a quote that reads keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like i considered something you with a pillow last night but didn't
a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat quote
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a quote that says, i just ordered a life alert bracelet so if ever get a life, i'll be noticed immediately
a green background with the words, my wife just opened my car door for me would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph
text that reads, just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car while using my phone as a flashlight
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a quote that says sorry i took my pants off at your gender reveal party
a black and white photo with the words f y i you pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain again