A boob there was who had never become sufficiently intimate with a woman to even look at her teeth without blushing. The even tenor of his life went on without a disturbing element until about the time this story opens. Then his good luck ...See moreA boob there was who had never become sufficiently intimate with a woman to even look at her teeth without blushing. The even tenor of his life went on without a disturbing element until about the time this story opens. Then his good luck left him and a cyclone loomed up on the horizon of his milk-fed career. He went right out in the back yard and met her. Her first name was Helaise. Just about the time he met her a traveling salesman who owned an automobile met her too. The traveling man was a smooth talker and she fell for him. They sneaked away to get married, according to the traveling man. The boob faced this situation bravely. He sold the family cow and purchased an automobile with the proceeds. Thus dolled up he makes a wild dash after the fickle Helaise, captures her and leads her to the altar. The moral is, that if she throws you down, doll up, hock the family legacies and buy a joy wagon. Written by
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