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  • Rembrandt (2002)
  • 109 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Rembrandt (2002)
109 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

Mick and Tom are an unlikely father-son team of petty thieves. They've been hired to steal a painting from a museum. By accident, they steal the wrong painting: Denmark's only original Rembrandt masterpiece, worth millions.
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Sep 5, 2003 (Denmark)

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36 cast members
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau) Kenneth (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau)   See fewer
Gordon Kennedy
Christian Christian   See fewer
Paprika Steen
Charlotte Charlotte   See fewer
Ulf Pilgaard
Flemming Flemming   See fewer
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
Erik (as Thomas Gabrielsson) Erik (as Thomas Gabrielsson)   See fewer
Ole Ernst
Frank Frank   See fewer
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Kiosk Karsten Kiosk Karsten   See fewer
Søren Poppel
Allan Rocker Allan Rocker   See fewer
Michael Sand
Johansen Johansen   See fewer
John Martinus
Kustode Kustode   See fewer
Niels Andersen
Museumsdirektør Museumsdirektør   See fewer
Jeppe Kaas
Kriminalassistent Kriminalassistent   See fewer
Mogens Holm
Tysk Chauffeur Tysk Chauffeur   See fewer
Anne Sofie Espersen
Bartender Bartender   See fewer
Søren Thomsen
Ældre fængelsebetjent Ældre fængelsebetjent   See fewer
Merete Nørgaard
Kvindelig fængelsebetjent Kvindelig fængelsebetjent   See fewer
Lars Phister
Yngre fængelsebetjent Yngre fængelsebetjent   See fewer
Thomas Gammeltoft
Vagabond Vagabond   See fewer
David Bateson
Stor Mand 1 Stor Mand 1   See fewer
Kenth Rosenbert
Stor Mand 2 Stor Mand 2   See fewer
Toshihito Inoue
Japaneren Japaneren   See fewer
Morten Lundholm
Håndlangere til Japaneren Håndlangere til Japaneren   See fewer
Yuesong Fan
Håndlangere til Japaneren Håndlangere til Japaneren   See fewer
Asger Gottlieb
Hollænder Hollænder   See fewer
Lotte Mejlhede
Nyhedsoplæser Nyhedsoplæser   See fewer
Lasse Rimmer
Jeopardy vært Jeopardy vært   See fewer
Pascal Lubrano
Pornomodel 1 Pornomodel 1   See fewer
Paw Eriksen
Pornomodel 2 Pornomodel 2   See fewer
Michael Larsen
Gæst i stripklub (uncredited) Gæst i stripklub (uncredited)   See fewer
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