Dennis, A thirty something year old man, unlucky in love manages to get himself a date with Penny, a girl from work. He is so terrified that he will be a disappointment to Penny that he over doses on pills that he takes to boost his mojo. ...See moreDennis, A thirty something year old man, unlucky in love manages to get himself a date with Penny, a girl from work. He is so terrified that he will be a disappointment to Penny that he over doses on pills that he takes to boost his mojo. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't read the warning label which states that should he overdose, he may suffer from headaches or attacks by a ninja. The Ninja appears from thin air and warns Dennis that he will take his balls if he doesn't get laid that night. Throughout the date, the ninja tries his hardest to distract Dennis from his goal in order to obtain his balls. Penny, noticing that something is wrong with Dennis finally forces him to explain himself and Dennis confesses. Thinking that Dennis is joking with her to get her into bed, she laughs and tell him that she wants to have sex with him too. They kiss and walk into a dark bedroom where the ninja is waiting, closing the door, he smiles. Written by
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