Wednesday If These Woes Could Talk (Season 2, Episode 4)
TV-14
TV Episode | 60 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

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Wednesday

If These Woes Could Talk (Season 2, Episode 4)

TV-14

TV Episode | 60 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

It's an Addams family investigation as Fester and Thing commit themselves to Wednesday's case. Trying to conceal one secret, Bianca stumbles on another.

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46 cast members

Name	Known for
Jenna Ortega Wednesday Addams Wednesday Addams See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Steve Buscemi Principal Dort Principal Dort See fewer	Fargo (1996)
Emma Myers Enid Sinclair Enid Sinclair See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Hunter Doohan Tyler Galpin Tyler Galpin See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Joy Sunday Bianca Barclay Bianca Barclay See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Moosa Mostafa Eugene Ottinger Eugene Ottinger See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Georgie Farmer Ajax Petropolus Ajax Petropolus See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Isaac Ordonez Pugsley Addams Pugsley Addams See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Owen Painter Slurp Slurp See fewer	The Handmaid's Tale (2017)
Billie Piper Isadora Capri Isadora Capri See fewer	Secret Diary of a Call Girl (2007)
Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo Sheriff Ritchie Santiago Sheriff Ritchie Santiago See fewer	Back in Action (2025)
Victor Dorobantu Thing Thing See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Noah B. Taylor Bruno Yusson Bruno Yusson See fewer	Law & Order: Organized Crime (2021)
Evie Templeton Agnes Demille Agnes Demille See fewer	Pinocchio (I) (2022)
Luis Guzmán Gomez Addams (credit only) Gomez Addams (credit only) See fewer	Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Catherine Zeta-Jones Morticia Addams Morticia Addams See fewer	Chicago (2002)
Thandiwe Newton Dr. Fairburn Dr. Fairburn See fewer	Crash (I) (2004)
Joanna Lumley Grandmama Hester Frump Grandmama Hester Frump See fewer	Absolutely Fabulous (1992)
Christopher Lloyd Professor Orloff Professor Orloff See fewer	Back to the Future (1985)
Joonas Suotamo Lurch Lurch See fewer	Solo: A Star Wars Story (I) (2018)
Heather Matarazzo Judi Spannegel Judi Spannegel See fewer	Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
Frances O'Connor Actress Actress See fewer	Emily (I) (2022)
Christina Ricci Marilyn Thornhill Marilyn Thornhill See fewer	Buffalo '66 (1998)
Fred Armisen Uncle Fester Uncle Fester See fewer	Portlandia (2011)
Shaq B. Grant Willow Hill Guard Willow Hill Guard See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Liv Spencer Varicose Varicose See fewer	Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
Megan Elle Day Apple Hollow Inn Clerk Apple Hollow Inn Clerk See fewer	Babysteps (2018)
Kyle Hixon Deputy Ryken Deputy Ryken See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Gracy Goldman Gabrielle Barclay Gabrielle Barclay See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Jackie Pulford Psychiatrist Psychiatrist See fewer	Six Days of Sistine (2019)
Jonathan Horvat Little Fester Little Fester See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Eugenia Caruso Louise Louise See fewer	The Witches (2020)
Valeriu Pavel Dan Tell Tale Barista Tell Tale Barista See fewer	Mostenirea Oliviei (2016)
Philip Philmar Gus Stonehearst Gus Stonehearst See fewer	Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
Tim Burton Parrot (voice) Parrot (voice) See fewer	Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Eneni Anthony Roz (Willow Hill Guard) Roz (Willow Hill Guard) See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Derek Miller Dwayne (Willow Hill Guard) Dwayne (Willow Hill Guard) See fewer	Wedding Band (2012)
Bryan Burroughs Wiry Security Guard Wiry Security Guard See fewer	Noye's Fludde (2018)
Philippe Zone Willow Hill Guard Willow Hill Guard See fewer	Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Ellie Doris-Fogarty LOIS Patient 1934 (Alien Girl) (as Ellie-Doris Fogarty) LOIS Patient 1934 (Alien Girl) (as Ellie-Doris Fogarty) See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Jordan McGuinness LOIS Patient 1937 (Half Faceless) LOIS Patient 1937 (Half Faceless) See fewer	The Winter Lake (2020)
Aaron de Lacey LOIS Patient 1939 (Teenage Frankenstein) LOIS Patient 1939 (Teenage Frankenstein) See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Claire Gavin LOIS Patient 1936 (She Wolf) LOIS Patient 1936 (She Wolf) See fewer	Wreck (2022)
Maitsetseg Dorjpalam LOIS Patient 1935 (Zombie Mask) LOIS Patient 1935 (Zombie Mask) See fewer	Wednesday (2022)
Anthony Michael Hall Actor (uncredited) Actor (uncredited) See fewer	War Machine (2017)
Haley Joel Osment Kansas City Scalper (uncredited) Kansas City Scalper (uncredited) See fewer	The Sixth Sense (1999)