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I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)
Short | 31 min | Short, Comedy

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I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)

Short | 31 min | Short, Comedy

A philosophy graduate student works as a gas station attendant pumping gas and giving out philosophy advice to pay his way through school.

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Producer

Ian Goldberg (producer)

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Release date

Mar 7, 2025 (Canada)

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10 cast members

Name	Known for
Brett Ballendine Pastor Williams Pastor Williams See fewer	Lorna Shore: Oblivion (2025)
Mike Gerspacher Joey Pickles Joey Pickles See fewer	Occam's Razor 1950's (2020)
Chase Gray Squeegee Guy Squeegee Guy See fewer	War-Party
Jeff Jacobs Milo Milo See fewer	In Cold Light (2025)
Jeffery Ryan James Mr. Cohen (as Ryan James) Mr. Cohen (as Ryan James) See fewer	I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)
Claudia Marcelino Rosa Rosa See fewer	I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)
Monte McNaughton Officer O'Malley Officer O'Malley See fewer	I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)
Kevin Morrison Danny Danny See fewer	Earth to Colby
Scott Tay Gas and Go guy Gas and Go guy See fewer	I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)
Jordan Wendzina Cam Kapinsky Cam Kapinsky See fewer	I Pump Therefore I Am (2025)

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