When the Evil Queen drops dead after the Enchanted Kingdom's Royal Ball, Snow White finds herself indicted for first-degree murder by poisoned apple. Prosecutor Sansa Stark, hungry for a conviction, squares off against Snow's nervous, ...See moreWhen the Evil Queen drops dead after the Enchanted Kingdom's Royal Ball, Snow White finds herself indicted for first-degree murder by poisoned apple. Prosecutor Sansa Stark, hungry for a conviction, squares off against Snow's nervous, fast-talking defender Jerry-voiced in manic Rick and Morty fashion-before the ever-stern (and very loud) Judge Madea. Their witness list is a who's-who of fairy-tale celebrities: Cinderella swears she saw Snow lurking with a basket of apples; Little Red Riding Hood recalls a knife-waving threat; Ariel airs decades of salt-water grudges; even the Magic Mirror drops Gen-Z rhymes from the stand. With each testimony collapsing into perjury, rap battles, or literal bell jingles, the once-dignified trial spirals into farce, leaving the jury-and the kingdom-torn between spectacle and truth. At the breaking point, Snow White herself takes the stand. In a raw, defiant monologue she rejects the mirror's surface "truth," insisting that anger and exile do not make a killer and pleading for a justice that sees beyond appearances. Part courtroom satire, part meta-fairy-tale, The People v Snow White turns a murderer-mystery into a riotous clash over who controls the story-and whether "happily ever after" can survive cross-examination. Written by
Gregory Mandarano
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