Welcome 2 UK. Welcome to UK, where everyone is a celebrity, the asphalt is covered in gold and diamonds and the dogs run around with pretzels in their tails. It's true, there aren't many toilets so you risk shitting yourself. It's the ...See moreWelcome 2 UK. Welcome to UK, where everyone is a celebrity, the asphalt is covered in gold and diamonds and the dogs run around with pretzels in their tails. It's true, there aren't many toilets so you risk shitting yourself. It's the country with the most pubs in the world but the toilets in pubs are for customers only and so to use them you have to get really drunk first. Anyway, UK citizens are pretty much always drunk, considering who they vote for. And who do they vote for? For the most honest, the smartest and the sexiest politicians in the world, not even at the North or South Pole can you find such honest politicians, who never lie and keep all their promises. Written by
Rodrig Andrisan
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