The War In Wardrobe, by Wordburglar

The War In Wardrobe

by Wordburglar

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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of The MIX-GUFFIN Mixtape (Bandcamp Exclusive) Mixed by DJ Bnutz, The War In Wardrobe, The Spinner Rack EP, I get to drive it, Burgonomic, Woolco Tapes [prod / cuts by Jorun Bombay], THE MACGUFFIN DEVICE LP, A letter from Snake Eyes - Part 4 (prod. by Diagnostik80, cuts by More Or Les), and 10 more. , and , .

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RAP-VIPER T-SHIRT (BLACK OR BLUE)
T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album
YOUR CHOICE OF BLACK OR BLUE T-SHIRT! The modern classic B.A.R.S. (Battle Android Rap-Viper Shirt) or the the breezy blue and golden yellow Rap-Viper Rhymewave colourway, popping right out of the 1990s and onto a back near you! This crowd favourite design features the classic Rap-Viper logo by comic artist Kody Peters in a striking golden yellow on your choice of shirt, perfect for R&R or all your daily operations. Available now in limited quantity sizes S-XL on super-comfy Softstyle 100% ringspun cotton t-shirt.

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Custom Handwritten Lyrics by Wordburglar (song of your choice!)
Sheet Music + Digital Album
"You pick the Wordburglar song, Wordburglar writes it out!"

What you get: Wordburglar will handwrite the Wordburglar song of your choice on custom heavy stock lyric sheets so you can rhyme along to the songs. Depending on the song choice you'll recieve 1-2 sheets. Suitable for framing.

I'm happy to offer a new batch of Custom Handwritten Lyrics Sheets for anyone who missed out before. I still write my rhymes with a pen and a pad so I've got years of practice scribbling out rhymes and if I do say so myself I think these look pretty decent! Satisfaction guaranteed!

These are custom, one of a kind handwritten lyrics by me (Wordburglar) penned as nicely as possible (see the photo examples). Signed and personalized to you.

I have to keep these limited because they do take me a good amount of time. Any questions shoot me a message at wordburg@gmail.com

Thanks for the support and interest in these!

Delivery between May-June 2025.

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PURPLE/NEON "DREADNOK-TICON" RAP-VIPER T-SHIRT
T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album
The iconic Rap-Viper logo on a 1980s dream purple/neon colourway! Lovingly dubbed "The Dreadnok-Ticon", this eye-popping original shirt sold out on our summer tour and we've finally got them back in stock here.

This limited edition Rap-Viper T-shirt features the classic Rap-Viper logo designed by comic artist Kody Peters in a striking colourway perfect for your next mission. Available now in limited quantity sizes S-2XL on super-comfy Softstyle 100% ringspun cotton t-shirt.

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	1.	The War In Wardrobe [beat by Fresh Kils, cuts by More Or Les] 03:51	info	buy track
	2.	That Guy With The Disguises (Imposter Syndrome Remix) [beat by TYPE 4] 03:39	info	buy track

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FROM THE FILES OF RAP-VIPER:

"CROSS-STITCH had a promising career in military engineering, designing state-of-the-art battle armor and defense systems for the Army until he was dishonorably discharged for multiple Article 15 uniform offenses. Turns out his C.O. didn’t like neon purple boots.

With his dreams of re-imagining the military color palette shattered, CROSS-STITCH followed his passion for fashion into theatrical costume design. When THE ENEMY found him, he was a disgruntled Broadway costume designer who had been fired after a mysterious pyro-technical wardrobe malfunction burned down an entire Theatre – during a sold-out Saturday Matinee.

Blacklisted from the theatre community, CROSS-STITCH found work in New York City’s criminal underworld, quickly becoming notorious for creating elaborate, bullet-proof costumes and disguises for gangs that were as terrifying as they were functional.

CROSS-STITCH possesses the rare skill of being able to engineer state-of-the art combat ready uniforms that can equally inspire terror – all with a theatrical flair. This talent brought him to the attention of THE ENEMY COMMANDER, who himself was fond of lavish, theatrical paramilitary garb.

Knowing the value of theatrics as a form of intimidation in war, CROSS-STITCH found lucrative and extensive work with THE ENEMY creating terrifying and out-of-the-ordinary battledress uniforms for legions of the globe’s most evil terrorists. Finding something they all can agree on is no small feat, and something CROSS-STITCH savours."

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released September 6, 2024

THE WAR IN WARDROBE:
Written and performed by Wordburglar
Beat, recording and mixing by Fresh Kils
Cuts by More Or Les
Mastered by Dorc at Banging Masters

Cover illustration by Dave Howlett
Cover colour layouts and typography by Brian Sauer

THAT GUY WITH THE DISGUISES (Imposter Syndrome Remix):
Written and performed by Wordburglar
Beat by Matt Reyes of TYPE 4
Cuts by Peter Project
Recorded by Timbuktu
Mastered by Dorc at Banging Masters

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Wordburglar

"Looking for mad rhymes? I might know a few. It's tough to put in words. So I do. "

Bringing words together like an ampersand, Wordburglar weaves deceptively creative rhymes, intricate concepts and playful storytelling over catchy old-school, boom-bap infused beats. Uniquely classic, engagingly fun and filled with upbeat party jams, nerdy wordplay and honest hip-hop love. ... more