"A fun blast of brawny head banging intensity, delivered with passion and belief. You certainly don’t need to be drunk to enjoy this one, although the potency of the riffs and the impact of the guitar solo, might make you feel like you’ve had a skinful. It’s short and very freaking sweet" GBHBL
lyrics
I'd kill a mastodon
Kick the fuck out a megalodon
Cut short all my years
Just to drink a thousand beers
Go fishing with an alligator
In and out and see ya later
I'd drive a 16 wheeler
Fuck your girl and rob your dealer
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Arm wrestle Devon Larratt
Knock him out with a baseball bat
No way I'm not winning
No quarter, nothing given
I'd wear double denim
Kill a snake and drink it's venom
I'd move to another planet
Just to fund this godly habit
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Locked and loaded fire it up
I've been drinking in my pickup truck
I'm a man of expertise
Motorboating double D's
Wake up on the floor
Heading down to the liquor store
Double down get in line
Right now it's drinking time
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credits
released September 30, 2025
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